For me, I think that, certainly, the fact that Las Vegas has a gambling aspect to it is far overshadowed by the entertainment value, if you will, family appeal, that you have, the convention appeal. So it does not have disfavor with me, in my opinion, relative to being an NFL city.
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ROBERT REDFORD When your are in the ring, ... it is mental. You may get hit with a good shot or you may hit him wit... ANDRE WARD You can't be sorry for something that let's see, how can I say this? I'm on appeal, ... You don't ap... MARTHA STEWART All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD The big boxing public recognizes Antonio Tarver for his win over Roy Jones, ... They definitely reco... GLEN JOHNSON I appeal from your customs. I must be myself. I cannot break myself any longer for you, or you. If y... RALPH WALDO EMERSON I wouldn't eat things that didn't have a label. So if you gave me an apple, I wouldn't eat that beca... CHARLIE MILESKI A few people suggested haggis but I'm not sure it will appeal to many so I don't think we'll have it... BRIAN BREWER I want to safeguard the value of lunch. For me, it is sacred. My family and I always have lunch and ... BRUNELLO CUCINELLI If I audition for a job that I don't get, to be honest with you, I'd rather my friend get it... BEN SCHNETZER Las Vegas is like no other city in the world and has been on the top of W's development strategy for... ROSS KLEIN The family does not feel defeated and they still have faith in God that the Supreme Court will accep... ARMANDO GUTIERREZ 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... ARUNDHATI ROY Most people believe that sharing the same flesh and blood, the same basic DNA structure, makes them ... ROBIN SACREDFIRE Work used to be the No. 1 important thing to me. Everything revolved around it, and to have a new pe... LINDSAY PRICE For me the most important thing in my life is love. I think you have to be in love with your family,... JOSE MOURINHO This ship will have the same jaw-dropping awe that the newest casino-hotels in Las Vegas have. There... DAVID LEIBOWITZ You bring excitement and you bring people. If you just end up building more rooms, that's bad for La... TERRY LANNI I don't think acting is addictive. If I stopped acting tomorrow, I really wouldn't care. If ... ALEC BALDWIN I feel that we may have a huge misunderstanding. I certainly did not intend for it to be an ultimatu... BOB HOLTON It seems to me that unless you or someone very close to you has had a bad head injury, you really ca... BARBARA MANDRELL Over the course of my career, I have come to accept that some of my more provocative work courts con... TERRY RICHARDSON So I think it's - what was important to me is that I found that I can't change the fact that... MONICA LEWINSKY The acute hospital sector does not have the sex appeal that people have been waiting for. Yet, it's ... DAVID MENLOW The fact that my continuous and public rejection of Christianity does not worry me in the least shou... SAM HARRIS When Atlantic City first came on, there was this huge panic in Vegas, that we were going to be surpa... ROGER GROS I certainly know that I would not be able to survive if it were not for the fact that I am being uph... DESMOND TUTU So you have a person who is basically on vacation in Las Vegas for a week and is being paid and not ... DENNIS CURTIN There are three capitals of entertainment in the world: Las Vegas, New York and London. So far the o... GUY LALIBERTE If I tell you that I would be disobeying the god and on that account it is impossible for me to keep... SOCRATES I'm happy that I won, especially in Las Vegas, it is an unbelievable city. I was serving extremely w... IVO KARLOVIC It does not disagree with my determination, it does not say that the boy cannot be reunited with his... JANET RENO If you have a film that's talking about God, you would think that it would appeal to people that... JOHN CURRAN Sex appeal is important but it is not as if we are seeking just the physical aspect but rather the v... MARIA JAEN If there is one thing that I take pride in, it is the fact that I never, ever make a charge without ... VINCENT BUGLIOSI Growing up in the city you have an idea of cops and it's not positive at all so I think it definitel... CHAY LEE The exchange is not always open-minded and raises the question of whether the transparency is ever g... BYRON CALAME The NFL has a mass appeal that's just unprecedented. WHITNEY WAGONER The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this. It is possible that some of your parents wi... J.K. ROWLING I live in Las Vegas with my family, and I never realized what my parents would go through to get me ... ADAM HICKS Time is so important.'so spend time doing something that you love.' make the most of it and Let the ... NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO One of the things that gives me comfort is that these people have restaurants in Las Vegas, Orlando ... CLARK WOLF It's not my plan or whatever in my life to be a sex symbol. It never is. You are who you are, bu... JESSICA BIEL It seems to me that unless you or someone very close to you has had a bad head injury, you really ca... BARBARA MANDRELL Las Vegas has changed the playing field for the High Point market, including for Triad hotels. There... BOB MCCOY We have the right to appeal to the Supreme Court and we hope that when we appeal, the Supreme Court ... BENAZIR BHUTTO I love Indiana University. I think it is an exciting institution and it has been a privilege to serv... ADAM HERBERT Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... CRAIG GROESCHEL A politics that defines itself by difference holds no appeal for me. DOUGLAS ALEXANDER I suppose that one of my greatest problem lays in the fact that I have assumed a blessing to be some... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH O Devil, why do you hit us when we are down? Old boy, I know that you have no time for me, and I gue... BILLY SUNDAY I've always loved it in Las Vegas, and it is the only city in the world that brings so many diff... DANIEL BOULUD If you pour everything you have into this life, this world, which is temporary and fading, you're je... CRAIG GROESCHEL I don't know if foreigners will take to my novels or not. It may be that my books appeal only to... NATSUO KIRINO Appeal. Guy's like you get all excited about the appeal. Don't you see that I view the very existenc... SERGIO DE LA PAVA But, you know, I feel more fellowship with the defeated than with saints. Heroism and sanctity don't... ALBERT CAMUS So that you will hear me my words sometimes grow thin as the tracks of the gulls on t... PABLO NERUDA In my opinion, if you want to pursue an art, especially acting, you have to be really perceptive of ... RITA VOLK I reject any religious doctrine that does not appeal to reason and is in conflict with morality. MAHATMA GANDHI I reject any religious doctrine that does not appeal to reason and is in conflict with morality. MOHANDAS GANDHI We're being sold a brand-new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be a... SAM SHEPARD has always recognized that Las Vegas service is a crown jewel for this airport. In the past we've be... MIKE DUNN You really have to stay true to yourself, as cheesy as that sounds. And you cannot take no for an an... KSENIA SOLO I think the fact that we write honest music is part of our appeal. 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JERRY YANG When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall... JERRY SEINFELD I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. JERRY SEINFELD Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. JERRY SEINFELD That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. JERRY SEINFELD There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. JERRY SEINFELD I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. JERRY SEINFELD The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! JERRY SEINFELD Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on... JERRY SEINFELD When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I... JERRY SEINFELD You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. JERRY SEINFELD Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and... JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. JERRY SEINFELD Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. JERRY SEINFELD A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... JERRY SEINFELD To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s... JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle... JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on... JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories.... JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even... JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through... JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie. JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo... JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ... JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove... JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement. JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin... JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g... JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ... JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ... JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al... JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every... JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove... JERRY SALTZ