Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them.
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WHITE We will not tolerate their ineptitude, turn a blind eye to their failures or ignore acts of terror. ... DAN HALUTZ If terror groups are to be defeated, it is national governments that will have to do so. In nations ... BILL KRISTOL As men are not able to fight against death, misery, ignorance, they have taken it into their heads, ... BLAISE PASCAL Of course, they will use watever they have in their hand, which is the U.N. Security Council, and ou... MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD In the society we are representing, there are these women for whom this is the answer to their probl... GINNIFER GOODWIN There can be no argument that sociopaths in their incomprehensible quest to obtain more wealth than ... BOBBY W. MILLER I find that when people doubt or believe it won’t work or can’t be done, they really want me to ... DR.'S RICK AND SUSANN CRAWFORD Apple and Google want to create encryption for which they could not provide you the key. Their busin... 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