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Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh


Rita Mae Brown

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JASMINE GUINNESS We just snap her car seat in it (the golf cart); it's the cutest thing you've ever seen.
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Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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DR.PRASAD RAJHANS Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
JOHN UPDIKE I don't think they want to upset the apple cart,
ALAN WONG Thespis, the first professor of our art, At country wakes snug ballads from a cart.
JOHN DRYDEN You sullen pig of a manyou force me into the mudwith your stinking ash-cart!
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and...
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,/ And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart.
EDWARD LEAR You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?
DENNIS MILLER In my opinion, we're putting the cart before the horse.
ANNE SINCLAIR I think you are putting the cart before the horse.
OLYMPIA SNOWE There hasnt been a slot machine assigned yet. They have the cart before the horse on this,
JOHN CORNISH It is the good horse that draws its own cart.
IRISH PROVERB Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
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GARY F EVANS... Start seeing a way for yourself. Stop seeing a way for others.
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CARL SAGAN You can serve high tea around the dining room table, but afternoon tea is more of a living room occa...
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THE DHAMMAPADA to include some physical activity (e.g. all cashiers do some cart gathering.)
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RITA MORENO I like having my picture taken and being a glamorous person. Sometimes when I find myself getting im...
RITA HAYWORTH Poetry is language at its most distilled and most powerful.
RITA DOVE Before every show, I have to put perfume on. I know the crowd's not necessarily going to smell m...
RITA ORA Increasingly, stars are recruited from the ranks of professional models, with the result that today&...
RITA HAYWORTH 'Revolutionary Road' with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet absolutely destroys me. They we...
RITA MORENO It makes me furious to hear haters of all skin colors - especially Christian, Jewish, and Muslim fun...
RITA DOVE I am able to get up and dust myself off and keep moving forward. I'm very stubborn.
RITA MORENO The month of September is Women in Jazz, so I'm doing jazz there in September. I'm in for th...
RITA COOLIDGE I'm a huge Bruce Springsteen and Duran Duran fan.
RITA ORA My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our ...
RITA RUDNER