As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Morals are private. Decency is public.