I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

At the end of the day, if I can say I had fun, it was a good day.

Some days it was great being a murderous cyborg given free license to cause mayhem and havoc.

Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.