Rita Rudner
Related I'm a guy who likes to keep fighting five, six times a year, so if I ask for too much money, the... DONALD CERRONE I was making so much money I didn't care. I didn't know what to do with the money. DAVID A. SIEGEL ROBERT B. PARKER I think I was a bit naive when I was younger. I don't know what it was: I sort of felt tunnel vi... JENNA DEWAN ANSEL ELGORT When I'm directing, I'm pretty much not writing, but when I'm not directing I am writing... ADAM RAPP IGGY AZALEA ROBERT PATTINSON STIPE MIOCIC I'm old enough to have friends and contemporaries who have long since retired, and that's th... MIKE LEIGH SEBASTIAN STAN JAMES CORDEN I'm very bad at violence in real life. I can't stand it. And I'm so fed up with crime no... DAVID LAGERCRANTZ You know, I'm a really individualistic person. I'm extremely narcissistic and egocentric, to... MARJANE SATRAPI KATHLEEN HANNA RANDY PAUSCH GENNIFER FLOWERS Honestly, I don't look at it as work because I have way too much fun on set to actually classify... BILLY UNGER MACAULAY CULKIN CARL LEWIS When a great artist gets my attention, I pursue it. If I don't, someone else will, you know what... LARRY GAGOSIAN I didn't have that many friends my first few years of high school. It was very cliquey and I'... DYLAN O'BRIEN I don't have any hobbies. You know, I'm very embarrassed when people ask me what are my hobb... IRWIN ROSE My friends will be like, 'That bloke was chatting you up', and I'll go, 'What?' ... ELIZA DOOLITTLE MARY J. BLIGE I wasn't a bad kid. My dad left when I was young, so I didn't have much discipline, not that... DANNY DYER I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm ... LIL' KIM NOEL GALLAGHER When someone tells me, 'Oh, we have so many problems on Earth; space exploration costs too much ... MARY ROACH I didn't have a particular persona. I'm not Alice Cooper, you know? ANDREA CORR GORDON BROWN They say it's good but I didn't know what I was doing until I got into the suit and they put... HARVEY KORMAN DAN BROWN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE Directing is genderless. The only thing... I love men. I'm not being mean to them, but they can&... LORI PETTY I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent ch... SELMA BLAIR DAVID RUBENSTEIN I didn't necessarily grow up in a trailer park, but there is a brief part of that in my life. So... KACEY MUSGRAVES CHER JACK VANCE RUSSELL PETERS When I'm rapping, like, a turn up song, I'm thinking about what the people want to hear; thi... TINK I know I have a reputation that is not so flattering, but I guess I owe it to just being a private p... SHAHID KAPOOR TAYLOR LAUTNER JERRY LEWIS WERNHER VON BRAUN JOHNNY CASH I know what you're doing, though."GRACE BURROWES KRISTIN CAVALLARI REBA MCENTIRE CONNOR FRANTA Well, first of all, I'm an incredibly gullible person - I'm so bad that when I said that to ... CARLA GUGINO But I've got more to learn, too. I don't feel like I'm done or I know it all. GARY SINISE RACHEL ROY I got the big BMW X5, and I didn't like it. It was just too big, and I didn't feel comfortab... DAN HILL BUSY PHILIPPS I'm on the road earning my money. I didn't get any million pound record deals. Not unless yo... IMELDA MAY I was so sad that 'Best Friends Forever' got cancelled. I thought it was a great show and NB... ERINN HAYES There have been so many times when I'm sitting next to someone, and I have no idea who they are.... RILEY KEOUGH I have so many photos of me where I'm laughing like a crazy person. I don't know what it is,... ZACH WOODLEE JAY KAY You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW JAMES WAN 'If I Should Love Again' - I was just so impressed with myself writing something like that. ... BARRY MANILOW WILL.I.AM I don't have too many bad days because I just don't let them happen. When I'm having one... MATT DALLAS I was a poor kid. I came from nothing. We didn't have any money; a lot of times we didn't ha... DAVID BAUTISTA JENNIFER LAWRENCE JOHN WOODEN I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn&... KIRBY PUCKETT JIMMY DEAN You know, I'm the 1st black solo MC from Detroit. I didn't do the 50 Cent sales but hey... I... OBIE TRICE MERYL STREEP I don't have many friends. It's not because I'm a misanthrope. It's because I'm ... IAN RANKIN CECIL B. DEMILLE I was a freshman at Stanford University the first time someone called me a 'bama.' One of my... JESMYN WARD I didn't want to have braces when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure my dad didn't want to ... JESSICA PARE REBECCA HALL 'Brisco' was the first show I created, and of course, at the time I had no idea what a speci... CARLTON CUSE RICK PERRY I knew I was different when I was about six years of age but I just knew that I wasn't like ever... JAMES MCGREEVEY TAYLOR SWIFT I'm really a very weak musicologist. Wish it weren't so, but there's only so much you ca... WENDY CARLOS I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up, and I haven't changed my music one iota. ... BEN FOLDS RASHIDA JONES IGGY AZALEA HARUKI MURAKAMI RYAN GUZMAN KID ROCK BILL HADER The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON HARUKI MURAKAMI I'm so lucky that 'The Vampire Diaries' happened. I'm so lucky that Warner Bros. pay... KEVIN WILLIAMSON TOM BRADY I'm an extremist so I'm either hated or loved. I think it's down to when I first got to ... LEWIS HAMILTON I don't care if people think I'm gay. I know I'm not, so it doesn't bother me. ADAM GARCIA I don't know if I'm a tortured soul, but I was born heartbroken. I remember feeling it when ... FKA TWIGS BRENDON URIE When I'm watching somebody act, it's a behavior editorial function - I look at someone act, ... DAVID FINCHER JACK MA
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Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy. RITA MORENO It's easy to work for somebody else; all you have to do is show up. RITA WARFORD I wore so much rubber when I was at MGM, I bumped into the wall once, and I ricocheted. RITA MORENO The wonderful thing about cabaret is, you can do a lot of things you can't do in a concert. You ... RITA MORENO I don't think I was considered to be a cabaret singer because I didn't have patter that was ... RITA COOLIDGE RITA ORA RITA ORA I'm happy to be part of this organization and I'm looking forward to watching the team grow and get ... ADAM RITA It's not going anywhere right now. ADAM RITA We're like the Mounties...we got our man. We believe with his versatility, Stokes can bring an added... ADAM RITA He knows what has to happen for him to be on our team. Keith Stokes knows that now. ADAM RITA There are guys out there and we'll find one. ADAM RITA We're interested, but he wants more than we want to pay, that's the bottom line. That's the beauty o... ADAM RITA We slapped him on (the list) when he was placed on suspension. But we understand he's going to the N... ADAM RITA We had to send him back. His work visa was pending. He was on a temporary visa. ADAM RITA I don't think his style has changed that much, but his emphasis has. The emphasis now is on him to b... ADAM RITA It was mutual. He understood we're not going to use him unless we're in dire straits. Hopefully, he'... ADAM RITA Maybe Elvis was inhibited by inbred religious prohibitions or an Oedipal complex, or maybe he simply... RITA MORENO RITA DAVENPORT RITA MERO RITA DOVE My first American experience was in the harbor of New York City when I saw that amazing big, tall la... RITA MORENO Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unho... RITA COOLIDGE All my life, I faced sexism and racism and then, when I hit 40, ageism. RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA DOVE RITA DOVE RITA ORA There was a subtlety about Peggy Lee. It was powerful. There was a valuable use of space. Everything... RITA COOLIDGE RITA ORA I loved being in the film called 'Carnal Knowledge' - the one with Jack Nicholson, which was... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE RITA DOVE RITA ORA RITA DOVE I played a Siamese girl from Thailand. I played an Arabian girl. I did a lot of American Indians. I ... RITA MORENO I have played Polynesian. I have played an Arabian girl. I played an East Indian girl. And what was ... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE RITA DOVE Elvis was really sweet and kind of bashful, but he didn't have a whole lot to say. RITA MORENO I was born in Puerto Rico - I used to sit in the sun until I looked like a piece of bacon. It's ... RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA ORA RITA ORA Women over 30 are usually somebody's mother in a 'Porky's' movie, being silly and be... RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA ORA If you saw me in 'The King and I,' I had that angelic, virginal face. RITA MORENO I like having my picture taken and being a glamorous person. Sometimes when I find myself getting im... RITA HAYWORTH RITA DOVE RITA ORA Increasingly, stars are recruited from the ranks of professional models, with the result that today&... RITA HAYWORTH 'Revolutionary Road' with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet absolutely destroys me. They we... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE I am able to get up and dust myself off and keep moving forward. I'm very stubborn. RITA MORENO The month of September is Women in Jazz, so I'm doing jazz there in September. I'm in for th... RITA COOLIDGE RITA ORA There it was, hidden in alphabetical order. RITA HOLT My idol when I was a kid was Elizabeth Taylor. RITA MORENO She called Margaret Thatcher honey once and I'm sure that's never happened before or since. RITA FORRESTER Increasingly, stars are recruited from the ranks of professional models, with the result that today'... RITA HAYWORTH I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance RITA HAYWORTH Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me. RITA HAYWORTH After all, a girl is - well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it. RITA HAYWORTH We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves. RITA HAYWORTH All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved. RITA HAYWORTH RITA ORA RITA ORA RITA DOVE RITA ORA RITA ORA RITA DOVE When you engage your brain, it just keeps getting fatter and richer and wonderful. RITA MORENO When I was nominated for the Oscar, I was absolutely positive that Judy Garland would win for 'J... RITA MORENO RITA ORA I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because ... RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA ORA I live in the moment. The moment is the most important thing. That's my entire philosophy: Make ... RITA MORENO The Greek side of me definitely loves a good meal, a lot of laughing, loud discussions. RITA WILSON RITA DAVENPORT We've had one practice. I gave them Saturday off. We're going to keep doing what we do. You don't ha... RITA ATKINSON We need to be patient and move the ball well. We need balance with an inside-outside game. But if we... RITA ATKINSON One of the reasons for our success this year is clearly that 13 kids came to practice every day and ... RITA ATKINSON She said they're a perimeter team .... They're scrappy, and they push the ball up court on the fast ... RITA ATKINSON I started it; I knew a landlord. RITA ADAIR We know we need to take care of these people for a few months. RITA ADAIR I had to make it happen, I had to do what I know best. RITA ADAIR The system really blocked us big time, the government. It's been very difficult to knock down that d... RITA ADAIR Things don't seem terribly different to me. In terms of client needs and resident needs, I don't see... RITA ADAIR This is grass roots at its best. It's powerful stuff. RITA ADAIR RITA DOVE I'm so damn lucky to still be here at 85. If I get a hangnail, I don't dare complain! Life i... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE RITA ORA RITA ORA I think Jennifer Lopez is a phenom. And as far as I'm concerned, she's really a very smart b... RITA MORENO Possibly, I should have been a jazz singer from the beginning. RITA COOLIDGE Jazz radio is not very friendly to pop singers who decide to make a jazz record. But a lot of people... RITA COOLIDGE I wanted to make a jazz record. I didn't want it to be a standards record. RITA COOLIDGE I've always wanted to record a jazz record. I did one in the '70s with Barbara Carroll. It&#... RITA COOLIDGE I recorded my first jazz record in the '70s. RITA COOLIDGE I love performing for kids, but you can't play down to them, of course. Then it would be 'Ca... RITA MORENO RITA ORA It just reeks around here and sometimes its unbearable. RITA FAUGHN The biggest problem is the transportation of gasoline out of Gulf of Mexico. There are major pipelin... RITA JOHNSON This is the major fund-raiser for our operating fund, and that supports the shelter and services, ..... RITA JOHNSON Participants are able to come by and stuff money into a jar that will be provided at each booth, and... RITA JOHNSON There will be games for the kids, a blow-up bounce game and face painting, RITA JOHNSON Lots of good stuff to bid on, RITA JOHNSON This year's event is going to be much bigger and much improved, ... We're clicking right along. This... RITA JOHNSON
Well, you give me too much credit for foresight and planning. I haven't got a clue what the hell... 
The first movie I ever cried at was when I was 10 years old and saw 'The Notebook' in theate... 
They say I'm insane because I need to have so much creative control. They say I'm unmanageab... 
Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I'm like, 'Whoa, I'm so cool.' 
I'm hungrier than all of them. They didn't put in the effort that I did to get the title. So... 
Sometimes you don't want to get married too much to a lot of rehearsing, I feel, when it comes t... 
I knew acting was what I wanted to do. I don't know if I was brilliant at it, but when I was doi... 
I'm just working and having a good time and seeing what develops, which is so awesome, because y... 
I don't know how to not have fun. I'm dying and I'm having fun, and I'm going to kee... 
I don't know Bill Clinton as someone who needs to literally sexually harass a woman. I'm sur... 
I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn'... 
I'm not a coach and I know it. I'm too busy and it doesn't pay. I'm expensive. But I... 
I didn't know how to show my self love, and I didn't want anyone else to hurt me. So my toug... 
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm goi... 
I'm a great supporter of the European Union. I didn't support entry to the Euro, not because... 
It's kind of a catch-22 now because since the 'Da Vinci Code,' I have access to places a... 
When I'm not on stage, I'm kind of shy. If you see me and I don't say much, don't th... 
All I'm doing is I'm filling out my tax returns - or my accountants are, and I'm paying ... 
I can't spell or do grammar, but I'm smarter and more serious than people think. I'm no ... 
Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it... 
I would get bullied a lot. You know, it was the '70s and '80s, so it was a lot of racism bac... 
I'm not sure what 'cheeky' means. I hear it used so much and in so many different ways, ... 
I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of somethi... 
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. 
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out wha... 
It happened on 'Laguna Beach' where you don't know what's real and fake, and I saw c... 
Never have doubted it, even when the plane crash happened. I wasn't mad at God. I just knew that... 
For someone in an alternative job, an alternative lifestyle, it's very hard to explain what I do... 
I'm not a size 0, and I'm nowhere close to it. But, I don't want anyone to know what I a... 
I'm somebody who doesn't work with a stylist. I'll be honest with you, I'm a mom and... 
I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm... 
You know what's funny is, when I made 'Saw,' I got accused of being a fascist; when I ma... 
I remember when I was 11, I told my mom, 'One day I'm going to buy you a house.' And she... 
And when I'm on set, I'm just thinking about the script and of working. I think I've sta... 
Somebody asked me - you know, how come it took you so long to win a national championship? And I sai... 
I made more money yesterday than I ever thought I'd make in an entire lifetime. But it's lik... 
I'm thrilled when I get nominated. I don't count how many and I don't remember how many ... 
What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I'm dissatisfied with. 
It doesn't matter how much polite self-deprecating fluff you have on the outside if you don'... 
You got to have a courageous president to stand up and says, listen, if - if you send a bill to me t... 
I don't like it when people who are young act like they're 40. That's taking too much on... 
I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't... 
People criticize you for trying new things. I think, 'I'm new! I'm 22!' I don't ... 
I'm not intelligent. I'm not arrogant. I'm just like the people who read my books. I use... 
It's weird to think I have fans now, so I appreciate all of the people that follow and support m... 
I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made m... 
To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had... 
I didn't want to be a writer, but I became one. And now I have many readers, in many countries. ... 
When I'm out on the football field, I have so much confidence in what I'm doing. 
'Miss Jackson' is about something that actually happened to me when I was younger. I hadn... 
In the beginning I just wanted to survive. For the first three years, we made zero revenue. I rememb... 
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. 
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a da... 
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and ... 
I was in Boots buying contact lens solution, and my mobile went off. It was Jay-Z's partner at R... 
When we are touched by something it's as if we're being brushed by an angel's wings. 
If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would. 
Money isn't everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen. 
I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times th... 
I prefer to explore the most intimate moments, the smaller, crystallized details we all hinge our li... 
For many years, I thought a poem was a whisper overheard, not an aria heard. 
I'm a massive fragrance fan - I think fragrance is part of someone's hygiene, and I'm a ... 
Money isn't everything… but it ranks right up there with oxygen.