We know more about our credit cards than we know about our bodies.

Credit cards are like snakes: Handle 'em long enough, and one will bite you.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

But they couldn't, because the addresses associated with their credit cards were Quackistan or something; they were in such a high-risk country that the credit card companies wouldn't approve the purchase.

I don't have a wallet. I carry my driver's license and a couple of credit cards in my phone. That, and a money clip.

If money was being invented now, it wouldn't be designed to look like cash or credit cards. It would look more like Bitcoin.