I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn't suffered and I'll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colors.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

I would slay dragons for you,” he told her. “I suspect that finding an unoccupied bedroom will be easier.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.