Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.