The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I have yet to go to a grocery store and buy a loaf of bread, and have the clerk tell me since you're a woman, you only have to pay 75 cents and not a dollar,

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.