Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. -Erma Bombeck.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?