It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. -Erma Bombeck.

Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows

I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.