It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows

I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

God created man, but I could do better.

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.