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ANDY BUCHSBAUM We might be the land of 10,000 lakes, but if the land of 10,000 lakes are 10,000 dead lakes or 10,00...
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KATIE ALLEN Since they're smaller lakes, they get more trout per acre. We get better use of our trout in smaller...
GARY SMITH The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish.
TOM DOUGLAS This is just a critical period for the Great Lakes.
ANDY BUCHSBAUM I always tell people that it's not very good to put water features in a bedroom -- not even painting...
LILLIAN TOO The atlas shows that massive changes are happening in African lakes.
NICK NUTTALL It may be the most important bill in Congress to protect the Great Lakes from ecological collapse. O...
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A.G. HOWARD South Lakes is improved and we expected a good fight. Fortunately we had more opportunities in the e...
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DAVID BERNAUER If you live in the mountains, you long for the trees and the lakes.
MITT ROMNEY Man is a complex being; he makes the deserts bloom and lakes die.
GIL STERN The lakes are like a set of beads on a string, where the lakes are the beads connected by a string, ...
DUNCAN WINGHAM Harry looked down and saw deep green mountains and lakes, coppery in the sunset.
J.K. ROWLING Jeff is a good trainer and he'll handle him the right way.
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BOB HORNER Working separately, environmental success is limited, ... The unprecedented partnership of the Great...
STEVE JOHNSON I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
TERRY GILLIAM Basically lakes of sewage were created.
JOE HAWORTH Against South Lakes he didn't come out [of the game].
CHRIS KUHBLANK It didn't matter that there were actually two lakes there, ... It didn't matter that he had only $30...
THEODORE HESBURGH We're right between the four lakes and two rivers.
BILL GOTTSCHALK Jeff did a tremendous job for us in South Africa,
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JOHN TAYLOR That became passe, when scientists in recent years found good lakes for the creatures. It seemed lik...
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NOEL REDDING The contrast in their pitches is significant. Yet both of them are positioning themselves to help us...
BRYAN PRICE The fishing is only going to get better at these and many other Columbia Basin lakes.
JEFF KORTH It'll spin out the water in the lakes and help make it go a little bit further.
ALAN SEAY The primary goal of this project was to improve the fisheries habitat in both of those lakes.
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WINSTON CHURCHILL Lakes are the lifeblood of millions and millions of Africans,
NICK NUTTALL How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"
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KAREL DE GUCHT The everybody-loves-Jeff Bridges home base is, of course, 'The Big Lebowski.'
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CINDY VIRDO Jeff and I have always wanted to leave here with the program in great shape.
GREG BRUNNER Jeff is an amazing shooter. He is really going to open up our offense.
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DAN HALL Jeff Gordon has a way when his back is against the wall to get things going in the right direction a...
BENNY PARSONS I was Jazzy Jeff's assistant.
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BOBBY GARCIA In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS... He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY Jeff said he didn't even see the guy coming.
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INDEPENDENT ZEN Quit telling me that "you haven't done anything wrong." Most people waste their lives trying to do n...
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FERNANDO CLAVIJO An opposition leader deals with the Prime Minister, not with component parts of the executive.
Were ...
LINO SPITERI The central theme of Prime Minister Lawrence Gonzi, was that the country is not in crisis. Parts of ...
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LINO SPITERI One should not attempt to buy private loyalty with public money.
LINO SPITERI Partisan party considerations and public funds and cost should not mix.
LINO SPITERI The role was carved out for government backbenchers purely for Nationalist Party reasons, not to sat...
LINO SPITERI With one side of his mouth the Prime Minister Gonzi tells the Leader of the Opposition to take his q...
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LINO SPITERI We think it will be the next cool thing.
LINO GARCIA Warmer than expected weather in key Canadian and United States heating regions has resulted in a dec...
LINO LUISON Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
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BRYAN RICE And that's what saved Jeff Bridges' life.
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MARC JOHNSON We bring the oceans here through classroom activities and visiting speakers. We do 'oceanography' in...
LEE KUMP The world turns softly
Not to spill its lakes and rivers,
The water is held in its arms
...
HILDA CONKLING Over the lakes, the pull of gravity is much weaker, so we know there must be a big hole down there.
ROBIN BELL We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives.
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JEFF VALDEZ Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
JEFF PESIS Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
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JEFF DAVIDSON We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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-Jeff Arch- screenwriter.
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JEFF FOXWORTHY Corn is already the most subsidized crop in America, raking in a total of $51 billion in federal han...
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JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am.
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JEFF BEZOS If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be...
JEFF KINNEY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
JEFF FOXWORTHY There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery.
JEFF BEZOS Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r...
JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t...
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JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h...
JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
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JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
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JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
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JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
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JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY