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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.


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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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THE INSPIRATIONIST Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
MARY BLY Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
MARY BLY Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
ANIMALS No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes th...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY Some people just keep cats and dogs for fun at first. Once problems occur, the cats or dogs are just...
HUANG HAILIANG Puppies and kittens are both great. Cats and dogs are not for me.
ERIN FOSTER Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest.
LEE WARDLAW We have separate filtration systems so cats never smell the dogs and the dogs never smell the cats.
MICHAEL GUARNIERI Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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OSCAR ISAAC I support a leash law for cats, 100 percent. There are numerous cities in the country that have leas...
GALEN BARRETT My dad says the dogs and cats in America are luckier than most people in the world.
FIROOZEH DUMAS There are two kinds of fidelity - that of dogs and that of cats; and you gentlemen, have the fidelit...
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.
DESMOND MORRIS Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
MARY BLY “Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
ASHISH KUMAR You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.
THOMAS HARRIS We're out to change America, ... Cats are hiding in homes and dogs are out on the street causing tro...
RICHARD THOMPSON Cats are true carnivores. While you may choose a vegetarian lifestyle, don't assume it's healthier f...
PAM JOHNSON-BENNETT Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are ...
WILL ADVISE If religion & science were to be persons,they would certainly be worser enemies than cats & dogs.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
NAFISA JOSEPH I grew up with a menagerie of dogs, cats, gerbils - not to mention three younger siblings.
K. A. APPLEGATE Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
LILIAN JACKSON BRAUN maybe 50 000 or more dogs and cats in New Orleans that need to be rescued.
ANDREW ROWAN maybe 50,000 or more dogs and cats in New Orleans that need to be rescued.
ANDREW ROWAN If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will le...
CHUCK JONES Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener ...
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L.M. MONTGOMERY Which is amazing if you think about it. We don't even allow them to bring their cats and dogs.
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ELISSA MCCASKILL We also give discount coupons all year round with all of our dogs and cats that are adopted.
HARRY WELLS That's all they had, ... But we're seeing less of that. Everybody is now getting on the bandwagon.
JEFF VALDEZ Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
ROBERT HEINLEIN I prefer Hot Dogs over dogs and Kit Kats over cats anytime. At least these two are edible.
SEYMOUR NIGHTWEAVER Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
ELAYNE BOOSLER We know it infects cats - that's unheard of. Cats do not get influenza.
JEANNE FAIR The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
ANONYMOUS I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
ADRIAN SMITH I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
RICHARD GRITTA I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
TURKISH PROVERB I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
ROBERT BRAULT I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
DAVE SHAW I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
BIBLE I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
PAM BROWN I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
MICHAEL CAINE I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
DAVID ALEXANDER I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
AMERICAN PROVERB I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
PROVERB I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
ELLE MACPHERSON I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
RAOUL FELDER I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
MARY BLY I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
ROGER CARAS I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
CHUCK GRIFFIN I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
ANUJ SOMANY I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
BOB MOAWAD I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
NATHAN ELMO MELO Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?
WILLIAM JAMES If human lives be,
for their very brevity, sweet,
then beast lives are sweeter still...
ISOBELLE CARMODY Just like dogs and cats, fish feel pain, so if you wouldn't hook dogs through the mouth and drag the...
KARIN ROBERTSON It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
ELEANOR H. PORTER We are hurting for money, ...and we take care of your dogs and cats that are stray.
BILL HAWKINS Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Truth is truth, cats are cats.
LAYLA MORGAN WILDE When the Hun is poor and down, he's the humblest man in town, But once he climbs all holds the rod, ...
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Children, old crones, peasants, and dogs ramble; cats and philosophers stick to their point.
H. P. LOVECRAFT Feral cats are wild and are not taken care of, but outside cats have that same capability.
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SIGMUND FREUD Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same be...
H.P. LOVECRAFT If we stay with animal analogies for a moment, owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - an...
PAMELA ANDERSON My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!
GREG CURTIS You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Ca...
HARUKI MURAKAMI I wondered briefly if cats also came back after death, then dismissed the thought because as far as ...
W. BRUCE CAMERON Coyotes do view small animals as prey - small cats or small breed dogs may be attractive to the coyo...
ELETTA PURDY It's a huge and growing industry. There was a time when dogs and cats were relegated to the back yar...
JANET MCCULLEY We are prepared for at least 250 dogs and cats. Right now we have three to four veterinarians on sta...
JAN JOHNSON When I got into this business, the 18-34-year-old thing was hammered into me.
JEFF VALDEZ Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people's legs like house cats. It was magical, t...
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN A lot of cats are not that social.
JACK HANNA Stop these acts of cruelties before they become the burden of those who are not involved... (in resp...
JAI SINGH (about cats) They also resist our calls to come, to move, to obey, to present themselves, to do all ...
JEFFREY MOUSSAIEFF MASSON A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other c...
MASON COOLEY Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the ...
ELLEN HART Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has t...
ERIC HOFFER Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on persona...
JAMES GORMAN When I was growing up, we had cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens - a whole menagerie.
SAM HEUGHAN The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live 10 times lo...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in piec...
MANGO WODZAK What's the difference between a cat and a flea? Cats can have fleas, but fleas can't have cats.
ANONYMOUS Confound the cats! All cats--alway-- Cats of all colours, black, white, grey; By night a nuis...
REV. ORLANDO THOMAS DOBBIN While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, h...
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DYLAN THOMAS Cats will be cats.
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JEFF SESSIONS I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize.
JEFF BEZOS A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th...
JEFF BEZOS I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am.
JEFF HARDY The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g...
JEFF MILLER I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th...
JEFF GORDON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
JEFF BEZOS I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ...
JEFF NICHOLS If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powe...
JEFF BEZOS If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be...
JEFF KINNEY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
JEFF FOXWORTHY There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery.
JEFF BEZOS Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS