A stock buyback is a risk-free way of ensuring earnings accretions. As long as borrowed funds remain cheap, as they have for some time, it's also an inexpensive way to boost one's earnings per share.
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Related That and a generous [share] buyback program should sustain earnings-per-share growth of 15% to 20%. DAVID STRASSER It's important to me only as a surrogate to cash flow and earnings per share. BOB DAVIS That (HMO) group has been in a lot of pressure over the last year, as they've had disappointing earn... DAVID KATZ While notable, this is still not enough to move the needle in a meaningful way as far as earnings --... LAURA CONIGLIARO The stock market is very resilient. Earnings remain fairly strong, and stocks are still inexpensive ... RICK CAMPAGNA Only fools wait, and only tools bait. CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES Earnings per share may drop, relative to where they have been. RACHEL BARNARD These earnings estimates are falling in some cases in as fast as the (stock) prices. CLARK YINGST Despite the ongoing effects of the Asian recession and the stronger dollar, we had another solid qua... DAVID GEORGE In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part... RAJAT MOHAN Stocks remain richly valued as a multiple of earnings. If earnings do not accurately represent the f... DORSEY FARR This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS Unfortunately, disappointing earnings have been a pattern for Magic Software in recent weeks. This i... GREGG MOSKOWITZ The stock might come under pressure because the 'whisper number' for earnings per share was higher, ... IMRAN KHAN We remain comfortable with our estimated fourth-quarter earnings per share range of 28 cents to 30 c... JOHN CATO There's nothing wrong with an old economy stock as long as you buy it cheap enough, and there's noth... ROB FRIEDMAN A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ... MAUREEN JOHNSON Our price objective is based on a 40 times PE (price/earnings) applied to our new 2005 earnings per ... JASON MAYNARD We had a very successful year in 2005, with ongoing earnings of $3.33 per share, significantly excee... BOB MCGEHEE Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. JEFFREY FRY It strikes me as being unique that a company can see half a billion dollars in income go away and se... ANTHONY BUTLER We also think that the Street's fourth quarter 2002 expectation of 17 cents in earnings per share is... JOSEPH OSHA We also think that the Street's fourth-quarter 2002 expectation of 17 cents in earnings per share is... JOSEPH OSHA We also think that the Street's fourth-quarter 2002 expectation of 17 cents in earnings per share is... JOSEPH OSHA We also think that the Street's fourth quarter 2002 expectation of 17 cents in earnings per share is... JOSEPH OSHA A stronger won is a big risk, but Hyundai should see its earnings grow unless the won rises above 95... STEPHEN AHN We were previously looking for revenue of $16.1 million and earnings per share of one cent. Weak dem... CHARLIE GLAVIN An earnings boost doesn't trump a contrary verdict. MICHAEL FARR Good earning growth. Next year, their earnings will be about $1.90 (per share). That's just 10 times... RICHARD CRIPPS Meanwhile, ... as Europe clawed its way out of a recessionary pit, rising stock markets helped boost... RICHARD TOMLINSON It was a record year in earnings, sales and earning per share. GREGORY COMEAUX We expect our results for the remainder of the year to be in line with the earnings per share range ... MIKE WRIGHT Would you want you as a friend? PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a... ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm... SUPERNA BATHEJA We are pleased with our results in a challenging 2005, even though the 4% improvement in diluted ear... DAVID HOOVER We think Gap will at least meet our fourth-quarter earnings per share estimate of 40 cents per share... CHRISTINE CHEN We are extremely pleased with our strong second-quarter results. We are on track to achieve our fisc... ORIN SMITH We would assign a high probability to revenue of $145-$150 million and earnings per share a couple o... JAMES PARMELEE Dell is a company that I think may have some value here but as its earnings growth comes down I thin... WALTER WINNITZKI We can imagine an aggressive case calling for $2.7 billion of revenue by 2005 and $2.34 in earnings ... HENRY BLODGET Today's stock market actually hates technology, as shown by all-time low price/earnings ratios f... MARC ANDREESSEN They got pounded, ... But here you have a company that is dominant in its markets, that everybody ag... JAMES AWAD I am Mother Nature. All of creation bows before me. When people leave their cities and learn of me�... SETH ADAM SMITH Earnings are still going to grow as interest rates and inflation remain low. ED YARDENI It's not that tech earnings are specifically weak, but some investors just got a little ahead of the... BILL KORNITZER After a long product portfolio transition, we forecast that Bristol-Myers could return to a period o... CATHERINE ARNOLD Effective cash management has again added to the earnings delivery and our share buyback program wil... GARETH DAVIS If after the report on Wednesday investors believe that FedEx will be able to post double-digit (ear... ED WOLFE All M&A news is strong support for the stock market. European shares remain attractive. Productivity... GUILLAUME DUCHESNE We grew earnings per diluted share by 85 percent in the first quarter of fiscal 2006, so it represen... DARREN JACKSON We still lag behind foreign rivals in terms of per-share earnings, and we would like to expand our e... NOBUO KUROYANAGI Their earnings are way down. It's time for management to go, CARL ICAHN It was record assets under management, record sales, record earnings per share. BARRY GRISWELL In the 2006 to 2010 timeframe, the business plan calls for earnings per share growth of approximatel... BARRY PERRY We are maintaining our neutral opinion on PPC (No. 2 U.S. poultry producer Pilgrim's Pride Inc.) fol... LEONARD TEITELBAUM There will be a return to a positive cycle in beef. That could normalize earnings. Share prices in t... BRIAN BARISH There will be a return to a positive cycle in beef that could normalize earnings. Share prices in th... BRIAN BARISH We are seeing some cheap buying after yesterday's decline which was a bit overdone. Some good U.S. e... ANTONY MAK We estimate that this contract alone will account for 55 cents of fiscal year 2006 earnings per shar... KURT HALLEAD For the third consecutive year, SCS Transportation delivered significantly improved earnings. Revenu... BERT TRUCKSESS You just have to go as far as you can go. Everyone works his way up. DAVID ORTIZ The consensus is looking for 13 percent earnings growth in Q4, which is a pretty high hurdle. Earnin... BRIAN GENDREAU At first blush, lower-than-expected tax rates were a major contributor to the earnings-per-share ups... QUINTIN LAI We regard the shares as inexpensive and believe that just placing a market multiple on its free-cash... DOUGLAS SHAPIRO The acquisition of Allied Colloids is expected to enhance Hercules' earnings per share no later than... R. KEITH ELLIOTT Cheap is a relative term. In terms of price-to-earnings ratios, some of these stocks are still high. CHARLES BLOOD Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility. IMAM ALI (AS) In addition to boosting Protective Life's earnings per share and return on equity, this deal is a su... ANDREW KLIGERMAN As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans. NATALIE GULBIS The magnitude of the surprise was bigger than most people were expecting, ... Earnings and revenue w... TIM WOOLSTON The growth of earnings per share this year does not justify the 100 percent shares increase. BRENDA LEE We remain comfortable with consensus earnings estimates for 1998 and expect to increase earnings by ... DAVID GEORGE The stock trades above a level that we would view as appropriate for the current earnings that, abse... GARY BALTER Depression, as far as I'm concerned, is just a waste of time. HELEN REDDY In 2006, we remain focused on improving our core business and planning for the future. Based on our ... BOB MCGEHEE It's a good quarter and they upped their guidance but the stock will trade down because at first blu... ED SNYDER The bottom line EPS (earnings per share) beat estimates by a significant margin, although revenues w... CHRIS WHITMORE There is great potential for growth in Africa, as long as risk is controlled in the best way possibl... FABIO BARBOSA Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes. HELENA BONHAM CARTER The numbers look okay. The EPS (earnings per share) is slightly better than what people were expecti... STUART GORDON For 2007, our goal is to produce 15 percent to 16 percent growth in operating earnings per diluted s... DAN AMOS There's nothing like working with your mates - it's the way it should be, as far as I'm ... HEATH LEDGER Fourth-quarter earnings per share were about in line with consensus. Given strong results throughout... MYLES WALTON The problem is, because we'll get this positive bias to the earnings, there's going to be a certain ... CHARLES HILL Despite a volatile environment, our fundamentals remain very strong, as we achieved double-digit ear... JEFF IMMELT The markets were choppy during morning trade. Trading will become stock-specific as the corporate ea... ATUL HATWAR Honeywell has delivered strong cash flow and its 18th consecutive quarter of double-digit earnings p... MICHAEL BONSIGNORE Sara Lee was an exceptional company with compounded earnings-per-share growth exceeding 12% a year f... DAVID ADELMAN M&A is not going to be enough to carry the day for investment bankers as far as earnings go. DIANA YATES The right algorithm is to put off seeking funds for as long as physically possible. And in an ideal ... GUY KAWASAKI You can tell that the small-cap sector is still cheap relative to large caps. Some of it is because ... CLAUDIA MOTT We're looking for stocks that are showing accelerating earnings growth. Stock appreciation will foll... LYNETTE SCHROEDER Wal-Mart will have more than doubled earnings per share between 1999 and the current year but to no ... EDWARD WELLER Obviously, the Alcoa earnings did weigh very heavily on the Dow ... and there is an overwhelming fee... JENNIFER WILLIAMS We expect Oracle could appreciate at a more tempered rate over the intermediate term as fourth-quart... CHRIS SHILAKES And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ... CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS Net-net, the change is expected to boost earnings on a continued operating basis. ALAN RIFKIN We are pleased with the Bank's results for the first half of 2005 as we had positive contributions f... KENNETH WALKER
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