But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it ha...
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is tragedy - plus time.
CAROL BURNETT We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.
CAROL BURNETT You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can sur...
CAROL BURNETT When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.
CAROL BURNETT I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattres...
CAROL BURNETT I was in California, and I was going to UCLA, and I knew I certainly didn't have movie star look...
CAROL BURNETT But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be fa...
CAROL BURNETT I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
CAROL BURNETT I very much enjoyed doing 'Law & Order,' playing a killer - that was fun, and they had a...
CAROL BURNETT I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking...
CAROL BURNETT I've always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what p...
CAROL BURNETT Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, whic...
CAROL BURNETT I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
CAROL BURNETT On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - i...
CAROL BURNETT Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
CAROL BURNETT Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell.
CAROL BURNETT I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.
CAROL BURNETT I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
CAROL BURNETT I think we're here for each other.
CAROL BURNETT Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had ...
CAROL BURNETT Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
CAROL BURNETT It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by a...
CAROL BURNETT I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
CAROL BURNETT Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te...
CAROL BURNETT We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
CAROL BURNETT I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out ag...
CAROL BURNETT Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
CAROL BURNETT My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a ...
CAROL BURNETT My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-roo...
CAROL BURNETT She suffered. She suffered a whole lot. And at one point I was praying for her to be released. You k...
CAROL BURNETT When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go
CAROL BURNETT She was a mountain girl, ... We brought some of her ashes here and placed them next to F.C. Jones. I...
CAROL BURNETT People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate grati...
CAROL BURNETT I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
CAROL BURNETT Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT She said, 'Mama, if I can take it back ...,
CAROL BURNETT I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's whe...
CAROL BURNETT I do think there are some great female comics: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Th...
CAROL BURNETT I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like M...
CAROL BURNETT I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.'
CAROL BURNETT Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
CAROL BURNETT When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.
CAROL BURNETT When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always 'a big breakthroug...
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is tragedy plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is tragedy - plus time
CAROL BURNETT I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I on...
CAROL BURNETT When I left 'The Garry Moore Show,' I signed a 10-year contract with CBS.
CAROL BURNETT It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
CAROL BURNETT I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland.
CAROL BURNETT Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids.
CAROL BURNETT Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
CAROL BURNETT I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will.
CAROL BURNETT I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
CAROL BURNETT My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kin...
CAROL BURNETT Challenges make you discover things about yourself that you never really knew. They're what make the...
CAROL BURNETT Jimmy Stewart and Lucille Ball were so unique.
CAROL BURNETT I'm so happy that we can share the many years of music and sketches from our shows with the students...
CAROL BURNETT Just make her a little bitchier.
CAROL BURNETT When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always "a big breakthroug...
CAROL BURNETT This is to explain just how your mom turned out to be the kind of hairpin she is.
CAROL BURNETT I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.
CAROL BURNETT I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt someth...
CAROL BURNETT Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a g...
CAROL BURNETT In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my ma...
CAROL BURNETT I don't watch sitcoms. I really don't. My problem with them is they take so long to film the...
CAROL BURNETT I didn't really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because ...
CAROL BURNETT I'm like your mother, your sister, whatever.
CAROL BURNETT I love audiences.
CAROL BURNETT My first book was an open letter to my three daughters.
CAROL BURNETT I love Maya Rudolph. She's very multitalented herself.
CAROL BURNETT Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant.
CAROL BURNETT I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.
CAROL BURNETT I was raised going to the movies with my grandmother as a kid. And then I'd come home, and my be...
CAROL BURNETT I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.
CAROL BURNETT I prefer doing TV, where it can be different every time.
CAROL BURNETT You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because som...
CAROL BURNETT I loved the Kennedy Center Honors because you just sit there, smile, wave, and cry.
CAROL BURNETT Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called r...
CAROL BURNETT I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn't do what I wanted to do.
CAROL BURNETT I've always been optimistic. And I have a feeling that it happened because of going to all those...
CAROL BURNETT I really enjoy connecting with the audience.
CAROL BURNETT I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and I can even take pictures with it.
CAROL BURNETT My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
CAROL BURNETT I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that!
CAROL BURNETT I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly no...
CAROL BURNETT I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to joke...
CAROL BURNETT I love 'Modern Family.' And I love 'Glee' - the singing, the music - Jane Lynch just...
CAROL BURNETT I'm not a person who likes to confront.
CAROL BURNETT It's not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you're an entertainer, you sho...
CAROL BURNETT When I was starting out in this business, that was the norm. You did it all. You looked around, and ...
CAROL BURNETT I eat very well, and I do Pilates.
CAROL BURNETT I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there we...
CAROL BURNETT It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.
CAROL BURNETT If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.
CAROL BURNETT I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
CAROL BURNETT What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't thi...
CAROL BURNETT My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
CAROL BURNETT When I went to New York to try and make it, I never thought it wouldn't happen.
CAROL BURNETT I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
CAROL BURNETT I have a great memory.
CAROL BURNETT My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
CAROL BURNETT I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical.
CAROL BURNETT My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I w...
CAROL BURNETT I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done...
CAROL BURNETT Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story.
CAROL BURNETT I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to lau...
CAROL BURNETT I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myse...
CAROL BURNETT I am not a person who yells at all, but I realized that I have always felt so good after doing the T...
CAROL BURNETT My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that...
CAROL BURNETT My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a jok...
CAROL BURNETT As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical c...
CAROL BURNETT I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper.
CAROL BURNETT It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the los...
CAROL BURNETT Steve Martin in 'All of Me,' when he did that whole thing where he was possessed by the spir...
CAROL BURNETT You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ru...
CAROL BURNETT The best person to get something done is a busy person.
MARK BURNETT The work of an advertising agency is warmly and immediately human. It deals with human needs, wants,...
LEO BURNETT To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is to swear off having ideas.
LEO BURNETT When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud...
LEO BURNETT What helps people, helps business.
LEO BURNETT If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind o...
LEO BURNETT I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good on...
LEO BURNETT Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.
LEO BURNETT If you can't turn yourself into your customer, you probably shouldn't be in the ad writing business ...
LEO BURNETT When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mu...
LEO BURNETT One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and then one is quite sur...
FRANCES BURNETT If you can't turn yourself into your customer, you probably shouldn't be in the ad writing b...
LEO BURNETT We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hel...
LEO BURNETT Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and...
LEO BURNETT I've always liked adventure television. Pre-'Survivor,' I did a series on cable called &...
MARK BURNETT Whether or not the standard of living made possible by mass production and in turn by mass circulati...
LEO BURNETT Without immigrants, we never would've built this place.
BILL BURNETT In 1955 we did have a strike in the mine at Gilman and boy, it was a wild time, we had lots of fight...
BILL BURNETT Without immigrants, we never would've built this place. There were about 100 Japanese here that rais...
BILL BURNETT It goes back a ways, I've seen changes in the town.
BILL BURNETT Whether it is the cavemen in the caves thousands of years ago, Shakespeare plays, television, movies...
MARK BURNETT Our pitching has definitely carried us. All three go out and compete and give a chance to win on mos...
ASHLEY BURNETT We're in a good position, but we still have to go out there and compete. At least this gives us an o...
ASHLEY BURNETT It's a different identity to itself because everybody's record is zero. I think we played as well as...
ASHLEY BURNETT Right now it's just fun. We're just playing the game and having fun.
ASHLEY BURNETT It's been like that all year long. It's been a different guy every game, who gets a big hit here, a ...
ASHLEY BURNETT No matter how well you hit, you're going to face good pitching in the playoffs. So you've got to hav...
ASHLEY BURNETT If we can go through those (games) playing good, solid baseball, I think we've got a chance to go pr...
ASHLEY BURNETT (The Panthers) weren't able to throw their No. 1 or No. 2 guys, but not to take away anything from m...
ASHLEY BURNETT The work of an advertising agency is warmly and immediately human. It deals with human needs, wants,...
LEO BURNETT Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think, is still the secret of great creative people.
LEO BURNETT Every show on television has a downward trend because there are so many more things to watch. You ca...
MARK BURNETT The greatest thing to be achieved in advertising, in my opinion, is believability, and nothing is mo...
LEO BURNETT 'Survivor' wouldn't have happened had I not gone out there and helped CBS to sell sponso...
MARK BURNETT Tanner is a coach's dream. He works hard, is always striving to improve, and leads by example. Tanne...
BRUCE BURNETT Joe Baker really set the stage. For Joe to open up the match that way was tremendous.
BRUCE BURNETT It was really a great win. We were prepared physically, we were prepared mentally and we were prepar...
BRUCE BURNETT Boy, the kids really got the job done. I'm really proud of the way we competed. Our preparation the ...
BRUCE BURNETT Tanner had to step up to fill a hole and he rose to the occasion.
BRUCE BURNETT Tanner is a tenacious competitor with a strong will. He learned early on that conditioning can put y...
BRUCE BURNETT He's a natural leader. He leads by example first, so all the hard work and commitment that he's made...
BRUCE BURNETT We pride ourselves on being in shape. There's not a team in the country that can out-condition us.
BRUCE BURNETT John has really stepped up. We always knew he was capable, it's all about confidence.
BRUCE BURNETT Our guys came out strong, worked hard and controlled the pace. I want to win them all, and I'm alway...
BRUCE BURNETT I have learned that trying to guess what the boss or the client wants is the most debilitating of al...
LEO BURNETT A good basic selling idea, involvement and relevancy, of course, are as important as ever, but in th...
LEO BURNETT When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud ...
LEO BURNETT We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hell of an ad.'
LEO BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters.
A.J. BURNETT Outwit, Outplay, Outlast.
MARK BURNETT I wanted the palette to mirror who they are.
MARK BURNETT How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? ...
MARK BURNETT There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need cont...
MARK BURNETT Donald Trump is a guy who can commit to things and wants to do a great job -- I mean, that's what ma...
MARK BURNETT My kids - even though it's a family business - they don't even know what day or time 'Su...
MARK BURNETT Anyone who thinks that people can be fooled or pushed around has an inaccurate and pretty low estima...
LEO BURNETT I'd like to answer that question honestly, but we have seven. It's not like it's going to change.
CHERYL BURNETT We didn't always take the open shots, we made things harder than they had to be, and then when Ohio ...
CHERYL BURNETT I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading peop...
LEO BURNETT So many people wanted an adventure. It was really more about finding the cast that I wanted for '...
MARK BURNETT We play scared. We manage scared. We coach scared.
A.J. BURNETT Sooner rather than later, we're going to see a new team on top there.
A.J. BURNETT As long as we go to the playoffs, that's all I care about. I'm going to do what I can to get us ther...
A.J. BURNETT It is driving me. It's driving me more now than ever. This is a great team. We've got great pitching...
A.J. BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. It's depressing around here. There's noth...
A.J. BURNETT It just goes back to let everybody else worry about the Rocket. Let him take the show, and hopefully...
A.J. BURNETT His room looked like a Radio Shack,
ROBERT BURNETT I have no timetable. I have none. I wish I could tell you, but I don't (have a schedule). We're goin...
A.J. BURNETT Every play they made behind me pumped me up even more and gave me the energy to keep going.
A.J. BURNETT I'm very pleased with the outcome and the results. I probably could have thrown 10 or 15 more, if I ...
A.J. BURNETT Finally after three years, Donald Trump has a real, true apprentice.
MARK BURNETT There'll be a lot of turmoil; and we're not finished yet.
TOM BURNETT The primary goal is to generate new Chronicle Books loyalists by creating engaging, innovative and u...
ANDREA BURNETT Someone from Tickets.com was here all week. They have assured us that everything will work.
CHARTESE BURNETT It was something, huh? I was really impressed when I was warming up in the bullpen. My arm felt grea...
SEAN BURNETT It [pain in the elbow] came on pretty good in the fourth inning. This really is frustrating for me. ...
A.J. BURNETT It's a 3-3 game. I give up a home run, it's a funeral. I'm over it, man. I've got one more start her...
A.J. BURNETT When I see someone in a military uniform I make it a point to approach them, shake their hand and sa...
MARK BURNETT The chemical and isotopic composition of the sun is the starting composition from which all planets ...
DON BURNETT When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of ...
LEO BURNETT That's big to do that early. I tried to get out there and get the strut, get the glare and the feeli...
A.J. BURNETT