You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

I get paid twice a month and I get $87 out of each check after I pay my rent,

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'