I get paid twice a month and I get $87 out of each check after I pay my rent,

I was looking at my CD collection every month to see what I wouldn't mind hocking to pay the rent. And I realized I needed acting like I needed air and couldn't walk away from it,

Being awesome is a full time job. Now where do I collect my check?

I swear I check that twice a day.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

He said he would pay the rent and utilities for a year.