My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.