Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.