Carol Burnett
Related KATHERINE PARKINSON GARRY SHANDLING What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be 'The Carol... TONY HALE MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON CAROL BURNETT So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers... CHELSEA PERETTI I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I gu... TIM CONWAY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People... RICK BAKER To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES JR. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES LENNON PARHAM There is a double standard out there. Comedy is a male business; it's not ladylike what we're doing.... WANDA SYKES I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS ARTHUR SMITH TOBA BETA My dream is to get someone like Carol Burnett on the show. MARC CHERRY Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin. TRACEY ULLMAN BECKY G WOODY ALLEN If you did not laugh at least 3 times in a day, then you have missed the best part of your day SOTONYE ANGA I love you as I do all - not at all. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS MICHAEL RICHARDS It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humo... T. C. BOYLE F. SIONIL JOSE I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I thi... ASHLEY JENSEN I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience see... WENDY LIEBMAN TOM LEHRER NIKOLAI GOGOL I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with ... DANIEL DAE KIM OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR. I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funn... DAVID JAVERBAUM An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS [ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower] MAX WRIGHT Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not... GARY HOPKINS JENNY SLATE TOBA BETA STEPHEN KING CAROLINE RHEA MICHAEL KEATON If I were married, I would be unmarried. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS It was funny -- he looked like a composite sketch they show of a bank robber, with a baseball cap an... ARCHIE STRUTHERS MICHAEL GAMBON MEHMET MURAT ILDAN People would get Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence all mushed together in their brains, and, bless th... VICKI LAWRENCE JENNY SLATE VERA WANG BOB NEWHART Everyone has fond memories of 'The Carol Burnett Show' and the characters we did. VICKI LAWRENCE The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things li... JEREMY NORTHAM MARYJANICE DAVIDSON LARRY DAVID When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, ... ALAN RUCK They were not merely quipsters and storytellers, nor were they only song and dance entertainers. The... STANLEY GREEN Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, thei... FAKEER ISHAVARDAS I find it funny how the people that scream how wrong homosexuality is, are the same people that only... DONNAYSIA IFIELD BILL GOLDBERG I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. Th... LUKE BRACEY Yeah, every bullpen they want to know how I'm doing, so that's funny. Once I'm on the mound I don't ... COLE HAMELS AISHA TYLER I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I ... CARROT TOP It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is fu... DAVID CROSS BILLY COLLINS You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch come... MICHAEL SHOWALTER Everything we do is very funny. The more tragic life is, the more you have to laugh at it. Sometimes... JEANETTE HARRISON Sometimes it is fun to go back and look at old tax records. But for reasons other than nostalgia, it... CINDY HOCKENBERRY I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the thin... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL BILL COSBY ALAN MOORE It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more a... WALTER LORD HARVEY PEKAR A full home inspection is extremely important for anything over a few years old. The buyer can look ... JOAN OSTROM I always was trying to make people laugh as a kid. I was a big fan of Carol Burnett and Gilda Radner... LEAH REMINI I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS I was always singing and dancing for my mother when I wasn't glued to the television watching I Love... DEBRA MESSING GARRISON KEILLOR Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy. PHILIP T.M By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pre... JEMIMA KIRKE BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY We're always making fun of him, but the funny thing is there are 24- and 25-year-old guys trying to ... CORTEZ HANKTON PSY Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett. VICKI LAWRENCE To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN MO ROCCA I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny peopl... DAVID CROSS I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer ... JASON MANTZOUKAS The more accurate you are about how others perceive you, the better you fare socially. Think of a pe... MARK LEARY You know when I look at people, I don't look at them with age at all, I just look at them as people,... KELLY OSBOURNE It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think... PAUL GIAMATTI MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON DAVID MAZOUZ T. J. MILLER TREY PARKER I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more... IAN FRAZIER One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? TOM BAKER It's funny. I have more trouble picking quarterbacks than I do linebackers. GARY CAMPBELL JAY PHAROAH
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MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and then one is quite sur... FRANCES BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT I've always liked adventure television. Pre-'Survivor,' I did a series on cable called &... MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT Without immigrants, we never would've built this place. BILL BURNETT In 1955 we did have a strike in the mine at Gilman and boy, it was a wild time, we had lots of fight... BILL BURNETT Without immigrants, we never would've built this place. There were about 100 Japanese here that rais... BILL BURNETT It goes back a ways, I've seen changes in the town. BILL BURNETT Whether it is the cavemen in the caves thousands of years ago, Shakespeare plays, television, movies... MARK BURNETT Our pitching has definitely carried us. All three go out and compete and give a chance to win on mos... ASHLEY BURNETT We're in a good position, but we still have to go out there and compete. At least this gives us an o... ASHLEY BURNETT It's a different identity to itself because everybody's record is zero. I think we played as well as... ASHLEY BURNETT Right now it's just fun. We're just playing the game and having fun. ASHLEY BURNETT It's been like that all year long. It's been a different guy every game, who gets a big hit here, a ... ASHLEY BURNETT No matter how well you hit, you're going to face good pitching in the playoffs. So you've got to hav... ASHLEY BURNETT If we can go through those (games) playing good, solid baseball, I think we've got a chance to go pr... ASHLEY BURNETT (The Panthers) weren't able to throw their No. 1 or No. 2 guys, but not to take away anything from m... ASHLEY BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT Every show on television has a downward trend because there are so many more things to watch. You ca... MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT 'Survivor' wouldn't have happened had I not gone out there and helped CBS to sell sponso... MARK BURNETT Tanner is a coach's dream. He works hard, is always striving to improve, and leads by example. Tanne... BRUCE BURNETT Joe Baker really set the stage. For Joe to open up the match that way was tremendous. BRUCE BURNETT It was really a great win. We were prepared physically, we were prepared mentally and we were prepar... BRUCE BURNETT Boy, the kids really got the job done. I'm really proud of the way we competed. Our preparation the ... BRUCE BURNETT Tanner had to step up to fill a hole and he rose to the occasion. BRUCE BURNETT Tanner is a tenacious competitor with a strong will. He learned early on that conditioning can put y... BRUCE BURNETT He's a natural leader. He leads by example first, so all the hard work and commitment that he's made... BRUCE BURNETT We pride ourselves on being in shape. There's not a team in the country that can out-condition us. BRUCE BURNETT John has really stepped up. We always knew he was capable, it's all about confidence. BRUCE BURNETT Our guys came out strong, worked hard and controlled the pace. I want to win them all, and I'm alway... BRUCE BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. A.J. BURNETT Outwit, Outplay, Outlast. MARK BURNETT I wanted the palette to mirror who they are. MARK BURNETT How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? ... MARK BURNETT There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need cont... MARK BURNETT Donald Trump is a guy who can commit to things and wants to do a great job -- I mean, that's what ma... MARK BURNETT My kids - even though it's a family business - they don't even know what day or time 'Su... MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT I'd like to answer that question honestly, but we have seven. It's not like it's going to change. CHERYL BURNETT We didn't always take the open shots, we made things harder than they had to be, and then when Ohio ... CHERYL BURNETT LEO BURNETT So many people wanted an adventure. It was really more about finding the cast that I wanted for '... MARK BURNETT We play scared. We manage scared. We coach scared. A.J. BURNETT Sooner rather than later, we're going to see a new team on top there. A.J. BURNETT As long as we go to the playoffs, that's all I care about. I'm going to do what I can to get us ther... A.J. BURNETT It is driving me. It's driving me more now than ever. This is a great team. We've got great pitching... A.J. BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. It's depressing around here. There's noth... A.J. BURNETT It just goes back to let everybody else worry about the Rocket. Let him take the show, and hopefully... A.J. BURNETT His room looked like a Radio Shack, ROBERT BURNETT I have no timetable. I have none. I wish I could tell you, but I don't (have a schedule). We're goin... A.J. BURNETT Every play they made behind me pumped me up even more and gave me the energy to keep going. A.J. BURNETT I'm very pleased with the outcome and the results. I probably could have thrown 10 or 15 more, if I ... A.J. BURNETT Finally after three years, Donald Trump has a real, true apprentice. MARK BURNETT There'll be a lot of turmoil; and we're not finished yet. TOM BURNETT The primary goal is to generate new Chronicle Books loyalists by creating engaging, innovative and u... ANDREA BURNETT Someone from Tickets.com was here all week. They have assured us that everything will work. CHARTESE BURNETT It was something, huh? I was really impressed when I was warming up in the bullpen. My arm felt grea... SEAN BURNETT It [pain in the elbow] came on pretty good in the fourth inning. This really is frustrating for me. ... A.J. BURNETT It's a 3-3 game. I give up a home run, it's a funeral. I'm over it, man. I've got one more start her... A.J. BURNETT When I see someone in a military uniform I make it a point to approach them, shake their hand and sa... MARK BURNETT The chemical and isotopic composition of the sun is the starting composition from which all planets ... DON BURNETT LEO BURNETT That's big to do that early. I tried to get out there and get the strut, get the glare and the feeli... A.J. BURNETT
Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. 
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. 
Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolst... 
My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kin... 
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old. 
I was obsessed with Carol Burnett and then Tracey Ullman. Like, obsessed with their shows. 
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weig... 
It is sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. E... 
I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster! 
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. 
You could watch Laurel and Hardy for three minutes trying to get into a berth in a train. And that's... 
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting ... 
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. 
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. 
I never dare to write
As funny as I can. 
I grew up idolizing Madeline Kahn and Lily Tomlin and Carol Burnett, Ruth Gordon, Rosalind Russell, ... 
It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing 
Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it'... 
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. 
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy... 
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a l... 
The more you exaggerate, the more you will look funny! 
I loved pretending to be a middle-aged Jewish woman. I just wanted to do what I saw Gilda Radner and... 
The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled... 
Funny is funny is funny. 
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... 
Robert Wagner, who I met at a celebrity event in Aspen, Cindy Crawford, Tim Conway, all these people... 
So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot wi... 
When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world. 
A thought comes . . . it's a true feeling, a funny feeling. And I get to develop it. [Writing] is mo... 
It's funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at old photographs and everyb... 
We're as interesting and funny as anyone else. 
Be more funny! Be more funny! 
She’s their secret weapon! They call her Trasha, and she’s eight years old. I hear they discover... 
To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny vi... 
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event i... 
The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing... 
I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Ab... 
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I l... 
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.... 
Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I'... 
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. 
Comedy is tragedy - plus time. 
The work of an advertising agency is warmly and immediately human. It deals with human needs, wants,... 
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud... 
What helps people, helps business.