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My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.


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A.J. BURNETT Sooner rather than later, we're going to see a new team on top there.
A.J. BURNETT As long as we go to the playoffs, that's all I care about. I'm going to do what I can to get us ther...
A.J. BURNETT It is driving me. It's driving me more now than ever. This is a great team. We've got great pitching...
A.J. BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. It's depressing around here. There's noth...
A.J. BURNETT It just goes back to let everybody else worry about the Rocket. Let him take the show, and hopefully...
A.J. BURNETT His room looked like a Radio Shack,
ROBERT BURNETT I have no timetable. I have none. I wish I could tell you, but I don't (have a schedule). We're goin...
A.J. BURNETT Every play they made behind me pumped me up even more and gave me the energy to keep going.
A.J. BURNETT I'm very pleased with the outcome and the results. I probably could have thrown 10 or 15 more, if I ...
A.J. BURNETT Finally after three years, Donald Trump has a real, true apprentice.
MARK BURNETT There'll be a lot of turmoil; and we're not finished yet.
TOM BURNETT The primary goal is to generate new Chronicle Books loyalists by creating engaging, innovative and u...
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CHARTESE BURNETT It was something, huh? I was really impressed when I was warming up in the bullpen. My arm felt grea...
SEAN BURNETT It [pain in the elbow] came on pretty good in the fourth inning. This really is frustrating for me. ...
A.J. BURNETT It's a 3-3 game. I give up a home run, it's a funeral. I'm over it, man. I've got one more start her...
A.J. BURNETT When I see someone in a military uniform I make it a point to approach them, shake their hand and sa...
MARK BURNETT The chemical and isotopic composition of the sun is the starting composition from which all planets ...
DON BURNETT When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of ...
LEO BURNETT That's big to do that early. I tried to get out there and get the strut, get the glare and the feeli...
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