The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to collect. We kids were carriers. We ran a pickup and delivery service.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

She ran away with me, and we were getting farther and farther from the wagon. So I waited for a place where there were no cat's-claws and jumped off, ... I got up crying and walked back to the wagon.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.