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People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.


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BOB MARLEY Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
BOB HOPE They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
BOB HOPE People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
BOB HOPE A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
BOB HOPE People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of t...
BOB HOPE I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
BOB HOPE My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till ...
BOB HOPE I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
BOB HOPE You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
BOB HOPE You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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