You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.