You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.

Everybody's watching when you're the quarterback. The other players see how much you want it.

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

People don't believe in me very much, but I have my teammates and my family that believe in me so much; they see how hard I work.

I get why people want to come see me play guitar, but I still don't understand why people want to interview me.

If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.