Bob Black
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BRAD MCKINNISS MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA ISRAELMORE AYIVOR BOBBY HEENAN Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends. ~WALT DISNEY The routines of tourism are even more monotonous than those of daily life. MASON COOLEY Sex is only boring if you are. MERLYN GABRIEL MILLER Basically it was a boring day all around, no matter where you look. It was boring here and it was bo... FRED KETCHEN You learn that even actors you see on television, you end up in the same audition room as them. You ... JOEL RIET Villains are very, very boring to do. They're so much easier than heroes. JEREMY BRETT LAILAH GIFTY AKITA HELEN GURLEY BROWN DOUGLAS ADAMS HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON JOHN CAGE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. If you know your fundamentals, you will enjoy the game a lot more. Some of this stuff that I show yo... ED SCHILLING You do what you like because you just follow your curiosity, and you are happy when you find new thi... 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HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU There are no tricks to balancing work and family. It is a struggle all the time, and you just do you... NAOMI WATTS MEHMET MURAT ILDAN YEHUDA BERG MEHMET MURAT ILDAN When you don't love the work you do, all you do when you get to work in the morning is always pray f... OLASOT Love your kid as much as you possibly can, and do what you need to do for your family because my sit... DREW LACHEY DEYTH BANGER Your destination might not end up being exactly what you envisioned to start with, but if you stick ... JOY MANGANO When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly ... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, SR. When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly ... 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The real enemy" is the totality of physical and mental constraints by which capital, or class societ... BOB BLACK We're going to take this one year at a time. Our kids have a lot of confidence that they can swim fa... BOB BLACK We've had a rivalry with them for a long time. We've been gunning for this for years. The girls were... BOB BLACK I know it's our year. We're gonna take the fifth ring. BOB BLACK The reinvention of daily life means marching off the edge of our maps. BOB BLACK Wisconsin's big event for sheep producers and fiber enthusiasts is off and growing again, ... The Fe... BOB BLACK It is now possible to abolish work and replace it, insofar as it serves useful purposes, with a mult... BOB BLACK It has to be considered whether this (looting) was an anomaly or if this is what we could see in ano... BOB BLACK People aren’t as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of ... BOB BLACK Play is always voluntary. What might otherwise be play is work if it's forced. BOB BLACK We might get there at 9:30 in the morning for a 1 o'clock game and then leave somewhere between 7 an... BOB BLACK I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance. BOB BLACK Liberals say we should end employment discrimination. I say we should end employment. BOB BLACK I wouldn't take it down. BOB BLACK Normally, when he wants to get someone elected, he calls me. BOB BLACK We give them extra-special service whenever they have an accident. We drop what we are doing to get ... BOB BLACK Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost any evil you'd care to name comes f... BOB BLACK I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance. Play isn'... BOB BLACK Play is always voluntary. What might otherwise be play is work if it's forced. BOB BLACK People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our '... BOB BLACK Law is any application for the official use of coercion that succeeds. BOB BLACK Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really ki... LEWIS BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK KAREN BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK CILLA BLACK CONRAD BLACK HOLLY BLACK My father, a mining engineer and colliery manager, gave his brood many advantages, not least of whic... JAMES BLACK What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things thro... LEWIS BLACK Whenever I tour my district and I ask small businesspeople 'what can I do to help?,' they te... DIANE BLACK I drive a lot. Just for pleasure. Sometimes I'll get in the Cadillac and drive around the city o... FRANK BLACK In addition to being a nurse, I'm also a small business owner and I taught at a local community ... DIANE BLACK We're here tonight to remember one of the heroes of the Scottish culture, ... Cmdr. Montgomery Scott... ALAN BLACK We rebounded really well and rebounding is the key if you are going to run, ALAN BLACK He made me the man I am today: proud of being Scottish, proud to be the fixer, proud to save the cap... ALAN BLACK Just because Scotty never got the girl, it did not mean he couldn't get a girlfriend, ... He was jus... ALAN BLACK This is definitely a reality check for us, we've just got to learn from this and move on. ALAN BLACK He is up there with the greatest the competition has seen. He is all over people with great foot spe... ALAN BLACK He was a little down afterwards, ALAN BLACK It was a very tough region, very tough competition and a very good golf course. ALAN BLACK This is great, this is a step in the right direction, but as we all know in every other sport, distr... ALAN BLACK It feels real good to see the kids do what they've done this season. They went undefeated (11-0 in t... ALAN BLACK Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it'... LEWIS BLACK REBECCA BLACK HOLLY BLACK BLACK ELK If you're going to exude naivete, you can't really... walk out there like it's a Sting s... FRANK BLACK BLACK ELK I read French much better than I speak. CARA BLACK One of my assets is my fitness. My fitness around the net and my movement: that's my defense to ... CARA BLACK Sport's always a good thing - it's healthy, and it takes your mind off other things. CARA BLACK What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in th... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HUGO BLACK DIANA BLACK A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up a... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. Go... LEWIS BLACK I once rode a motorcycle across Tunisia, Algeria and Morocco! CARA BLACK CILLA BLACK HOLLY BLACK In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kenned... LEWIS BLACK I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane b... LEWIS BLACK SHANE BLACK SHANE BLACK CILLA BLACK CONRAD BLACK HUGO BLACK BLACK ELK BLACK ELK When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. Yo... LEWIS BLACK CILLA BLACK HUGO BLACK I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that c... LEWIS BLACK KAREN BLACK REBECCA BLACK BLACK ELK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK HOLLY BLACK If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare. LEWIS BLACK Misogynist is a word used by women about men who are able to describe women directly and accurately ... ROBERT BLACK HOLLY BLACK I once thought that I was the only man that persevered to be the friend of the white man, but since ... BLACK KETTLE When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK We sent Lifeline of Ohio a photograph of Bill a few years ago. But we had never been able to see the... BILL BLACK The final package is not yet decided. Neither of these institutions is out of cash. As we get to the... BILL BLACK The biggest stumbling block is that the owner's identity is tied to the company. A lot of our work i... BILL BLACK We're replacing two vans about 10 years old and (with) a ton of mileage, and one or the other has be... BILL BLACK If you had a one person, one vote situation and if a Metro candidate was to win, there's a real risk... BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho... BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho... BILL BLACK A special session may be premature, ... Do we have enough votes to do some of this? Is the governor ... BILL BLACK They need to perform at a higher level than their competitors. They need to solidify and diversify t... BILL BLACK Five years ago, he would have sold in a minute. Now selling is just one option. BILL BLACK CILLA BLACK It's likely these new-to-wireless people might be lower income, and pre-paid might actually be perfe... ANDREW BLACK There's an awful lot of people that still haven't gotten into the category and we ask ourselves the ... ANDREW BLACK There was a lot of really useful stuff here. I'm planning on coming back next year. ANDREW BLACK It appears that due to the sound and the noise, (the co-pilot) was unable to understand what the pas... ANDREW BLACK We've ruled out foul play on behalf of any of the passengers. We're looking at it strictly as a poss... ANDREW BLACK It's been slightly busier, and it was busy yesterday but nothing exceptional. ANDREW BLACK I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the ... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. LEWIS BLACK If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing ... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK Curiosity could be almost as powerful as desire. SHAYLA BLACK I want you to give all these chiefs of the soldiers here to understand that we are for peace, and th... BLACK KETTLE HOLLY BLACK If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached ... LEWIS BLACK BLACK ELK HOLLY BLACK No matter what we're trying to accomplish in life, or what career path we're trying to take,... LUCAS BLACK Because they could not determine when they were going to be clear to land, it made no sense to conti... ANTHONY BLACK I would attribute it back to a lack of strong demand. ANTHONY BLACK From a Salt Lake standpoint right now, you guys have gotten a number of new flights over the past ca... ANTHONY BLACK Delta has identified Orlando International Airport as an airport where we lease more space than is n... ANTHONY BLACK Acts of God. That doesn't mean they won't, but they're not required to. ANTHONY BLACK There will be no non-stop service to Cincinnati from Montgomery. ANTHONY BLACK We should be back to normal operations from a Katrina standpoint sometime Thursday. ANTHONY BLACK While Delta remains open to reaching consensual agreements to achieve its necessary pilot cost reduc... ANTHONY BLACK It's part of our overall efforts to restructure our costs and to get them in line with our operation... ANTHONY BLACK The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn i... LEWIS BLACK It's still too early to be able to say when he's going to be back playing. ALEX BLACK We've had quite a few discover the wonderful reality to why shaving helps so much. It not just for t... ALEX BLACK He is not letting the situation get him down and he is already determined to get back on the pitch a... ALEX BLACK I think Alan just wants to say that the treatment from Liverpool and all the Manchester United staff... ALEX BLACK Alan said when you look down and see your foot in that sort of condition your priorities suddenly go... ALEX BLACK BLACK ELK It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursui... LEWIS BLACK CILLA BLACK I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. LEWIS BLACK CONRAD BLACK REBECCA BLACK Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a ho... LEWIS BLACK CILLA BLACK CILLA BLACK CILLA BLACK You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HUGO BLACK I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and th... LEWIS BLACK Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. LEWIS BLACK People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single. LEWIS BLACK One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'... LEWIS BLACK JACK BLACK Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with... ROBERT BLACK I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people. JACK BLACK Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk... DANIEL BLACK CONRAD BLACK I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&... FRANK BLACK In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one.... KIMBERLY BLACK CONRAD BLACK I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them.... CLAUDIA BLACK HOLLY BLACK HUGO BLACK For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ... LEWIS BLACK HUGO BLACK
Most people are boring and stupid. 
When you work too much, you are boring - that is possible. But to have a happy life, if you can do s... 
Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ... 
Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary go... 
Better to work for yourself alone. You do as you like and follow your own ideas, you admire yourself... 
Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life 
Focus on your work. Do what you're great at. Don't compare yourself to others and or waste time crit... 
Religion itself becomes offensively monotonous. On every point of vantage are pagodas --stupid stala... 
The worst days are when you feel foggy in the head - chemo-brain they call it. It's awful becaus... 
To work for the sheer joy of it, to wake up and be really excited on a Monday, to love what you do s... 
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. F... 
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher,... 
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something... 
There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored. 
YOU are YOU! Know YOU can! YOU must not be afraid because God has a prosperous future plan for YOU! ... 
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you... 
Be all that you can be.
Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody. 
Like, for instance, standing in the kitchen wondering what you went in there for. Everybody does it,... 
For a candidate, a leader, or anyone, really, the question is not “Are you flawed?” It’s “Wh... 
If you think something is boring, try doing it for two minutes. If you still think it's boring, try ... 
I said to my children, 'I'm going to work and do everything that I can do to see that you get a good... 
I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... 
you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a... 
It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you... 
You can be all that you want to be.
Don't think that this people are stupid, probably you have caught one, but you didn't finish your wo... 
Until now, your money has told you what to do and how much to work. Now we’re going to turn that a... 
I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have an... 
I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret
if you have ... 
There are talking dogs all over the place, unbelievably boring they are, on and on and on about sex ... 
There's nothing nicer than getting a round of applause for turning up for work. It's amazing... 
If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people - I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs... 
If you are completely surrounded by the enemies, this proves that you are damn stupid in matters of ... 
If you are messing around all day and then scream for certainty, you're not going to get it. If ... 
If you think that you are living in a stupid country, you can be sure that you are being governed by... 
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are... 
You've got to find what you love and that is as true for work as it is for lovers. Your work is goin... 
A good education gives you confidence to stick up your hand for anything - whether it is the job you... 
Why do you have to be the same as the others? ...Most of them are stupid. 
Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to kno... 
I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worr... 
The black characters on TV are the sidekicks, or they're insignificant. You could put all the bl... 
Every ideal comes from us as do all the amenities of life, in order to make our existence as simple ... 
Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. 
Even a boring occupation can be interesting when your goal is to do it better 
He was fucking sad. That's it. That's the point. He knows life is never going to get any different f... 
It's a real problem to decide whether it's more boring to do something boring than to pass along eve... 
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reaso... 
I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you ... 
If you have tried to do something and failed, you are vastly better off than if you had tried to do ... 
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look ... 
There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 
I've been invited to do a trio with a fantastic jazz guitarist and a harmonica player. 
If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believ... 
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that... 
I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. A... 
I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or... 
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. 
All emphasis in American prisons is on punishment, retribution, and disparagement, and almost none i... 
I really love the idea of the poetically mad - the character that is imbued with the romantic madnes... 
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends, and now I'm in Forever 21 an... 
Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty. 
The first peace, which is the most important, is that which comes within the souls of people when th... 
And when I breathed, my breath was lightning. 
I need you to be happy. I need one of us to be happy. 
It is the paradox of life that the way to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The very first conditio... 
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space. 
I loved everything about show business, meeting the stars, the whole ambience. I was living every yo... 
Any time anyone fires bullets in an action movie that don't hit the target it immediately underm... 
I've had a blessed life. I've pulled back from trying to control my destiny and gone back to... 
I never ask for mercy and seek no one's sympathy. 
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his ad... 
And I say the sacred hoop of my people was one of the many hoops that made one circle, wide as dayli... 
'Friday' is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in... 
The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange... 
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme... 