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LENNOX LEWIS During my stage shows, I am so energetic. It's constant! I just don't stand still. I actuall...
JESSIE J With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
JOHNNY VEGAS I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the exp...
GORDON STRACHAN One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian...
EUGENE LEVY I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
CAROL LEIFER I've got a big, long list of stuff you're entitled to hate about my books.
JIM CRACE Ray Lewis, I've grown up watching Ray Lewis. Just watching his intensity, his passion for the ga...
MANTI TE'O I'm kind of getting more excited about developing my own stuff, or getting involved early in pro...
ELLEN PAGE The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.
JOE PATERNO I hurt my knee, and that messed up my running, and boy did that ever just have a cascade effect. I&#...
MIKE HUCKABEE The one thing that's closest to my story is the thing about trying out for the juvenile delinque...
PAUL MAZURSKY From what I've heard, Paris did a little bit more prep work as far as making bike lanes and all ...
DAVID BYRNE I grew up hunting and fishing. I've always been into archery. I've always been into cars... ...
PAUL WALKER I've got my life. I'm very serious about my business. I've got my family. And I've g...
ERNIE ELS I've loved every minute I've spent in television. And I've had much more failure, as tra...
AARON SORKIN I stand by every decision I've made throughout my career and my life, good or bad, up or down.
DAVID COVERDALE People think memorizing lines is hard, when that's the last thing you worry about. You get that ...
PAUL DANO That just shows the kind of person he is, shows his true personality. You're not going to find much ...
JASON WITTEN I've been writing a lot more, I believe, because of the Internet. I've been posting stuff th...
ERROL MORRIS The studios gotta start making more stuff where black folks get quality stuff. But I can't trip ...
EDDIE MURPHY As a black actress you've got to work doubly hard. But it doesn't ever get me to the point w...
NATURI NAUGHTON I listen to everything from Lady Gaga to Lady Antebellum. I've got Frank Sinatra. I've got o...
TRACY LAWRENCE I've been a Lakers fan since growing up in Oklahoma. My hometown's finally got the Thunder, ...
MATT KEMP I've got more freckles than just about anybody. My children didn't get them, thankfully. The...
JULIANNE MOORE Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs fo...
JOHN LENNON 'Red Lanterns' is obviously about rage, but more it's about how rage affects people - al...
PETER MILLIGAN I've just written this six-part sketch comedy series, which I've never done before. And I do...
DAVID ALPAY I think I've gotten more confident because the more you do it and the more shows you play, you j...
TAYLOR DYE I'm just a kid - I've got a lot of stuff to do yet.
CLINT EASTWOOD My mother used to take me to flea markets in my stroller, and I would just rummage through the piles...
LILY COLLINS In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be...
EDDIE IZZARD I just find 'Scooby-Doo' unwatchable. I can't stand it. I like all those other Hanna-Bar...
DANA SNYDER I started my career in Portugal, and the longest I've ever played a character was for about a ye...
DANIELA RUAH I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
DAN QUAYLE I try not to read the stuff online because it's so hurtful and stuff. There was somebody that sa...
TAYLOUR PAIGE You become an expert by working hard. We've got fantastic museums, collections and antique shows...
JUDITH MILLER I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. ...
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER At the end of the day, my life isn't about other people's work. I've got to stop giving ...
PADDY CONSIDINE I guess I have kind of a type. Pretty much anybody who shows up in a black leather overcoat, I'v...
CHAD STAHELSKI I can hardly think of an occasion when I've got into a stand-up fight with any political opponen...
CHARLES KENNEDY I've read quite a few readers' reviews of my book on Amazon, saying, 'Ah, he criticises ...
HA-JOON CHANG What's happening is consumers on the Internet can find great deals, both way in advance and last min...
BOB DIENER You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up...
BILLY GARDELL That's really the thing that got me into playing a lot - getting excited about playing along wit...
CHAD SMITH I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, ...
ROSEANNE BARR For 'Death Magnetic,' I used what I always use, which is my standard touring rack, which is ...
KIRK HAMMETT I've got the FA Cup tattooed on my leg and the Leeds United emblem, too. On my back, I've go...
VINNIE JONES I don't write all my stuff. Everybody always thinks that. But in just about every album I've...
ALAN JACKSON I've always had that attitude about my career: it's something that I do, but it's not my...
BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE I don't just rely on my right hand when I'm in the ring. That's the least thing I think ...
DEONTAY WILDER I can't stand clutter. I can't stand piles of stuff. And whenever I see it, I basically just...
BRIAN GREENE I'd rather go to a flea market than just about anything. It's the process I like - the same ...
IRIS APFEL I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL I started doing martial arts when I was about 7, and I got my second degree black belt when I was 19...
LAURA VANDERVOORT I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas ...
FLORENCE WELCH The question that remains out there is, 'is this merger going to work or is it just going to follow ...
JULIUS MALDUTIS I've got a lot of mileage, and I love my mileage. I wouldn't trade a mile of that for a minu...
DIANE LANE Doing new stuff live is tough just simply because I pay my money, I stand in my seats, and I see the...
GARTH BROOKS We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy...
JOSH HUTCHERSON I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, goo...
HARRY STYLES I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.
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BILL KURTIS This is more in regards to celebrities. What we've got to understand is that we are the influenc...
DEMETRIUS SHIPP, JR. The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being ce...
DONALD GLOVER I've had it up to my ears with the personal mythology. It's getting kind of personally sicke...
SAM SHEPARD It's all about progression, not getting stuck and about having aspirations, which can lead you t...
DAMIAN WOETZEL I can set up shop anywhere. I've got my oils, I've got my yoga mat and I'm good to go. I...
MINNIE DRIVER The minute I'm off that stage, I try to get as 'me' as possible. I do that by piling on ...
TROIAN BELLISARIO When I was on 'SNL,' I was getting weirdly anxious about being on camera, which I had never ...
BILL HADER 'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to spending and big...
GLENN BECK I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I've done enough weird, offbeat stuff...
CHRISTOPHER MELONI I don't play classical guitar. But I do in my mind. I've got it on a stand.
MICHAEL GAMBON I've seen children's eyes light up when I tell them about black holes and the Big Bang.
BRIAN GREENE I've learned that winning isn't everything, and it's more about the journey. But at the ...
HOPE SOLO Life doesn't care about your vision. Stuff happens, and you've just got to deal with it. You...
HAROLD RAMIS I thought my focus was there but obviously that shows up in stuff like shooting around the basket. I...
HANNA ZAVECZ By nature, I keep moving, man. My theory is, be the shark. You've just got to keep moving. You c...
BRAD PITT I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The ...
TONY KORNHEISER I would say that in my black readership, more of my readers tolerate the horror aspect of my work, y...
TANANARIVE DUE I got very famous for a minute and then it just all went away, you know? And for the last 20 years -...
COLIN HAY The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're thr...
HAL ROACH I've refined my mechanics, refined my pitches. I've gotten more confidence, and I've got...
RANDY JOHNSON Most of the films I've tried to make I've ended up making. And they don't necessarily go...
DAVID MACKENZIE I've done drag races. I've done Long Beach Grand Prix stuff. I've done NASCAR stuff. Jus...
BILL GOLDBERG I've decided that the political context is such that the only way reform will finally come about...
WILLIAM ODOM I've got Republican fans. Republicans like the Black Eyed Peas.
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BERNICE JOHNSON REAGON Each year, you've got to talk about it more and more, you've got to have programs. You'r...
CALVIN JOHNSON Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carr...
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LYNDON B. JOHNSON I'm kind of disappointed about it. I don't worry about the points much, (more about) ice time and wh...
MASI MARJAMAKI I've been influenced by poets as diverse as Dylan Thomas, Lewis Carroll, and Edgar Allan Poe.
JACK PRELUTSKY I've always thought Juliette Lewis was great.
INDIANA EVANS I've been on a lot of shows that nobody cared about.
JAMES DENTON I've heard that I've gotten a lighter complexion, as if I've bleached my skin. I think t...
NENE LEAKES Getting older, I realize I've had a very fortunate life. I've had a budget that's allowe...
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CILLA BLACK I never ask for mercy and seek no one's sympathy.
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BLACK ELK It's hard to watch your life unfold, and sad. Life changes.
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HUGO BLACK Illiteracy is rampant. People are out of communication.
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REBECCA BLACK Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking.
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BLACK KETTLE I promise I will repay you.”
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BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho...
BILL BLACK A special session may be premature, ... Do we have enough votes to do some of this? Is the governor ...
BILL BLACK They need to perform at a higher level than their competitors. They need to solidify and diversify t...
BILL BLACK Five years ago, he would have sold in a minute. Now selling is just one option.
BILL BLACK Back when I was helping put the swing into the swinging '60s, I used to hang out with Cathy McGo...
CILLA BLACK It's likely these new-to-wireless people might be lower income, and pre-paid might actually be perfe...
ANDREW BLACK There's an awful lot of people that still haven't gotten into the category and we ask ourselves the ...
ANDREW BLACK There was a lot of really useful stuff here. I'm planning on coming back next year.
ANDREW BLACK It appears that due to the sound and the noise, (the co-pilot) was unable to understand what the pas...
ANDREW BLACK We've ruled out foul play on behalf of any of the passengers. We're looking at it strictly as a poss...
ANDREW BLACK It's been slightly busier, and it was busy yesterday but nothing exceptional.
ANDREW BLACK We got it." Val grinned and lifted her fist. "Wonder twin powers activate!"
Ruth grinned back,...
HOLLY BLACK I would remain nearer you for what time there is."

"Gone in one faerie sigh," she quoted....
HOLLY BLACK No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court."
"Well, I'm not, he dumped me." HOLLY BLACK Curiosity could be almost as powerful as desire.
SHAYLA BLACK I want you to give all these chiefs of the soldiers here to understand that we are for peace, and th...
BLACK KETTLE We all wind up drawn to what we're afraid of, drawn to try to find a way to make ourselves safe from...
HOLLY BLACK They told me I had been sick twelve days, lying like dead all the while, and that Whirlwind Chaser, ...
BLACK ELK You're yourself," Tana said, grinning. "More purely yourself than anyone I know. And if you can't se...
HOLLY BLACK No matter what we're trying to accomplish in life, or what career path we're trying to take,...
LUCAS BLACK Because they could not determine when they were going to be clear to land, it made no sense to conti...
ANTHONY BLACK