Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.

I'm more important to me than any body you can mention. Do you know that?

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

I stuck with a mustache because... do you know Magnum P.I.?

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?