If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.