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Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.


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JOHN VARVATOS If I get any private time in my trailer, all of a sudden I'm doing sit-ups and push-ups.
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VALERIE BERTINELLI I've never enjoyed my running more. I also do 200 sit-ups a day, 60 push-ups, and a lot of stret...
ALBERTO SALAZAR I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit- ups, squats a...
REBA MCENTIRE When I was a teenager, I did a lot of pull-ups and push-ups. Every night before bed, I'd do 150 ...
ALEX HONNOLD I've done my share of push-ups.
BRIAN ESIP I like that I've been able to maintain a good stomach and chest. Push-ups and sit-ups are my go-...
GIANCARLO STANTON I'm not a person who naturally loves to wake up in the morning and go 'Yeah, I'm going t...
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT Working your core always, your foot speed, jumping rope, push-ups and sit-ups - things like that are...
MARK SANCHEZ I run and do a lot of push-ups and eat healthy.
JONAH HILL I do at least 75 push-ups a day.
TWYLA THARP Resistance training can begin safely as early as 6 years of age. Resistance training or strength tra...
DR. JORGE GOMEZ Every night before bed, I drop down to the floor and do 20 sit-ups, 5 push-ups and stretching. No ma...
TAMARA TAYLOR Here is a creature with fins that can do push-ups.
NEIL SHUBIN Before, I would play a little hoops, a little tennis. Now it's more yoga, Pilates, stretching, s...
ROBIN ROBERTS I have a personal trainer who I work out with. She's amazing and as well as making sure I do loa...
MOLLIE KING I failed by a few sit-ups.
ALLEN JACKSON He came out of nowhere. Then he goes to St. Louis and lights up the NHL. He wasn't a physical-fitnes...
BARRY MELROSE Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.
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BEN MILLER We do pride push-ups after every game.
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JACK LALANNE It's my job to have ups and downs because it makes good music.
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JANE HARRISON Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.
ANONYMOUS Everybody has their ups and downs, and that's what makes you tougher.
ISAAC HANSON Sometimes I'm at home and I remember I'm supposed to do 100 push-ups and I don't.
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GARY F EVANS... Climb up the stairs cheerfully, climb down the stairs cheerfully! Let your mind is unaffected by the...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN I've had a long, long road with lots of ups and downs. But that's all behind me now.
GERRY COONEY My life is about ups and downs, great joys and great losses.
ISABEL ALLENDE I've always loved life, irrespective of all the ups and downs that have filled my journey.
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JASPREET SINGH A career is a series of ups and downs, of comebacks.
STEVE GUTTENBERG There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. Y...
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MAGNUS SCHEVING I do a variety of weight-lifting, elliptical glider, stretching exercises, push-ups. And I do the Ca...
RUTH BADER GINSBURG My career's had a lot of ups and downs. Once I started playing with John Peers in 2013, that gav...
JAMIE MURRAY Here is a creature with fins that can do push-ups. This is clearly an animal that is able to support...
NEIL SHUBIN My father had an invisible job outside of the house; I didn't know what he did. But my kids were...
PAUL THEROUX I told Warren if he mentions Prop. 13 one more time, he has to do 500 push-ups.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Grown-ups are afraid for children. It's not children who are afraid.
MAURICE SENDAK I was on 'Desperate Housewives' and that was my crash course on being on national television...
JOSH HENDERSON There are very few well-adjusted people in my books. But I do think that's normal. Because every...
SOPHIE HANNAH He's had his ups and down. Now, it's lately been nothing but ups.
LARRY KING All these songs honestly explore the ups and downs of my reality.
ADAM LAMBERT I warm up. I do about 50 push-ups with my trainer and my security just to get pumped up before a sho...
JOE JONAS There's ups and downs with boxing, layoffs are part of the sport and they can either help or hur...
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. Life is not linear; you have ups and downs. It's how you deal with the troughs that defines you.
MICHAEL LEE-CHIN It really is possible to disagree with someone's policies without hating them. Grown-ups can do ...
MOLLY IVINS Doing meet ups is one of my favorite things ever.
BETHANY MOTA Break-ups & Make-ups are the cutest & strongest bond with a same person. – Shahwan SETHI
MUHAMMAD SHAHWAN TARIQ I really don't follow a strict diet; I just watch my fat intake and stay away from fried foods.
JUSTICE SMITH I am investing like a crazy person, mostly in internet start-ups. And I want to invest in Brazil as ...
EDUARDO SAVERIN It's a comforting thought to know that I've got my partner by my side walking through life a...
VANESSA MINNILLO Children are perfectly happy to sit next to spiders; it is only grown-ups who are frightened away.
CRAIG BROWN As a rule, all relationships go through their ups and downs. It's really about how much you want...
MALAIKA ARORA KHAN My goodness, that sounds great, so we'd have no more mix ups.
ALICE BUCK With all its ups & downs, hardships & uneven playing fields... i wouldn't trade being a black man in...
EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III Life has its ups and downs, but you can only look forward.
FRANK LOWY "I'm sorry to say
so but, sadly it's true
that bang-ups and hang-ups
can happen to you"
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ROBERT OSBORNE I consider myself very lucky that I could live my life through all the ups and downs.
BELA KAROLYI I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen...
DR. SEUSS Big ups to him, big ups to Future. I actually like Future's music. I like his music, you feel me...
DESIIGNER Grown-ups do a lot of complaining!
DAV PILKEY That's how my career has been, ... It's been a battle with ups and downs.
VAN ALSTYNE A boxing workout is the heaviest thing, but it's the best. The worst part is that boxing gyms ar...
GAEL GARCIA BERNAL The tennis calendar is incredibly long, so it's normal to go through ups and downs, and you want...
KYLE EDMUND The kids all knew me from Wayne's World. The grown-ups knew me after True Lies.
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BRYSON TILLER I think that we shouldn't be fixated all the time on the ups and downs of the weekly ratings, of...
WALTER ISAACSON I was clinging to all that had been and, in an ideal world, all that we had hoped for. He, he wanted...
FREYA NORTH I'm everything you thought I would never be. I'm the woman you thought I could never amount to. I ha...
LAURA KESSLER Saying everything is okay doesn't make you a grown-up.
K. WEIKEL Telling an adult to go see something for themselves always works. They never take your word for it. ...
LEMONY SNICKET Only children believe they're capable of everything.
They're trusting and fearless; they believ...
PAULO COELHO They never say to you, 'What does his voice sound like? What games does he love best? Does he collec...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY I guess if the higher-ups know (what the plan for the city is), the people on the bottom don't know.
CHARLES HENRY It's never enjoyable watching yourself. Because you're never as good looking as you hope you...
ANNE-MARIE DUFF It ups the ante of finding a dead crow.
THEODORE ANDREADIS I've seen too many ups and downs in the movie industry.
JACKIE CHAN It's just the normal range of ups and downs.
BILL EVANS While I've had plenty of ups and downs, dealt with my share of failure, and struggled through em...
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BLAC CHYNA grown-ups always say that things are complicated.
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DANIEL BLACK The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange...
CONRAD BLACK I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&...
FRANK BLACK In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one....
KIMBERLY BLACK At least 80 percent of American prisoners are grossly over-sentenced. The Supreme Court knows this, ...
CONRAD BLACK I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them....
CLAUDIA BLACK I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I ha...
HOLLY BLACK Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme...
HUGO BLACK For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ...
LEWIS BLACK The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But th...
HUGO BLACK That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK It was great to see him step up and make pitches.
BUD BLACK So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys.
BUD BLACK He was in the training room drinking Gatorade while everyone else was drinking champagne in the club...
BUD BLACK Any time you have a chance to sort of regroup, take a step back, then go at it again, it helps. Last...
BUD BLACK I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence....
BUD BLACK For a guy that doesn't crack 90 (mph), to give up as few hits per innings pitched as he does, it's r...
BUD BLACK The whole year he showed that poise and composure.
BUD BLACK You can't speed up a pitcher. Bart has to get his arm ready and he has to be able to get his body re...
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