It's a great thing for both of them. It can help Mario, and it can help Sid. It's a win-win. Sid is Mario 21 years ago. The two can feed off each other. Sid's enthusiasm and energy adds something, and Mario's presence — Sid can learn from how Mario presents himself.
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Related After that, we had a short conversation about how your body can sometimes seem totally separate. She... JOE DUNTHORNE When I came to play in Pittsburgh, I had been in the league 11 years. I had been through the ringer ... ED OLCZYK He cannot dance. Mario has no moves. He can dance on the court but not off of it. JULIAN WRIGHT Sid and I have had a succession plan in place for the last five years. It?s not something decided a ... DICK HEIMANN You realize the limits of your body. The thing you don't want to do is freak out and swim hard. At s... CAN OSTEN Kurtuluş Savaşı yılları... Türkiye Cumhuriyeti'nin kuruluşunda emeği geçen ama gölgede kal... CAN DüNDAR Divers have found there is no air left in the holds of the ship. That means sea water has filled the... CAN KARACA They must be all dead, if there is anybody else in those holds. CAN KARACA There is little hope to find them alive. CAN KARACA Bi sen eksiktin ayışığı Gümüş bir tüy dikmek için manzaraya! CAN YüCEL Mrs. Clinton, just as I said to Mario Cuomo -- you can't do it, but I can, GEORGE PATAKI We still have our chances definitely. It won't be easy and maybe Mario will be fit enough to help. IVAN LJUBICIC My dad always said there's four phases in an actor/director's life. There's 'Mario W... MARIO VAN PEEBLES The Sid Caesar Collection. SID CAESAR Unbelievable. My last win is two years ago. I can hardly remember feeling so great after a win. KALLE PALANDER Sid Vicious began the age of participation in which everyone could be the artist. Sid proved that yo... MALCOLM MCLAREN I always thought that Mario was kind of the bad guy - because if you knew about the game, there was ... RICH MOORE The Morse Road SID was a bit different because the business community there was very involved. We ca... DAVE PAUL Mario Paradis has been a great asset for our Company over the last seven years. In addition to his c... GILLES GAGNON Chandler and Enrico are a great one-two punch for us. They feed off of each other. They both want to... BRIAN COLDING Lidia Bastianich, sorry, but kind of boring. I mean, I love Lidia, but you can fall asleep watching ... GIADA DE LAURENTIIS life should be as easy as mario makes it.........you just jump a few hurdles, kill a few monsters an... ANJIE HENLEY To me, Sid Vicious is cool. Super chill. TYLER, THE CREATOR Forget Jack and Sally, lets live like Sid (Vicious) and Nancy... ZEPPELIN HARLOW ROSE The addition of Sid Meier's strategy masterpiece to the N-Gage games catalogue creates a brand new w... GREGG SAUTER Each of us has been touched to one degree or another by the Mario story, not just the night in quest... BOB LONG Mario (Andretti) was within two seconds of me for the whole race, ... We had a stellar cast. DAN GURNEY If I can find time to play games, it's console gaming. I don't want to be plugged into my ph... MICHELLE PHAN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Sid was the best player on the ice. MARK RECCHI Sid is someone I turn to in times of need. When things get bad, when times are rough, I say to mysel... SID VICIOUS Oh yeah, I noticed it, SIDNEY CROSBY My chutzpah was me singing to Mario Lanza. So Mario looked at me after I talk-sang 'Be My Love... SAMMY CAHN Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux created a whole new genre of players. PIERRE MCGUIRE Suicide is like you are playing Mario, only thing is you have only life & a single stage to clear... VIJAYRAJ BHATT That Sid Vicious was obviously a schizophrenic, kind of a mean one too. CAPTAIN BEEFHEART Ego Is Just Like
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So C... SANTOSH GORE I think anything that we can do to give back and help out in any way we can ... I think its a great ... RICHIE SAMBORA Mario is not a criminal. How many criminals do you know who turn themselves in? RANDALL UPSHAW I'd love to have the opportunity to do that, ... Obviously I'm going to be a rookie, so I'm going to... SIDNEY CROSBY People want both. They want branches where they can talk to people and the convenience of online ban... JASON CLARKE Even the slowest guy can go from first to third and help win a ballgame. RICKEY HENDERSON Love is a game that two can play and both win. EVA GABOR It takes leadership to improve safety. And I started off the movement in my time, but the person who... JACKIE STEWART My mom, who's been in the restaurant business for 40 years, is the number-one influence in my li... RACHAEL RAY Tomas did a good job sticking up for Sid, and it's good to see the guys stick up like that. ANDRE ROY Learn a lesson from the birds. They feed those who cannot fly far. The bird relieves the itch of the... ATHARVA VEDA Mario is doing good. I talked to him (yesterday). He's not down on himself and none of the players a... JULIAN TERRELL the more simple an idea .
the more people it can help !
my idea is a simple new word !
its so simple... TOM KEHOE Love: the only game that two can play and both can win. UNKNOWN The older Mario gets, the more confused he gets about the fact that everyone at E.T.A. over the age ... DAVID FOSTER WALLACE It was a great experience. Anyone would love to have the chance to say they played with Mario. It wa... WAYNE PRIMEAU I don't know how to put this into words. In 16 years of working in Triple-A baseball, Mario was righ... GARY ARTHUR It's great to have so many girls that can come in at a moment's notice for a specialized need and ha... KIM EVANS For students, understanding the separate and unique functions of each branch of government can help ... SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR Our kids are a lot better than two years ago and better than last year. But until somebody can prove... DEAN BRANSTETTER Japan and America can learn a lot from each other. Japan values privacy, and America values interven... BRANDON CHRISTOPHER None of the questions was what I expected. Most of them were esoteric thought experiments, 'How woul... AUSTIN GROSSMAN [Alex Cox, director of] Sid and Nancy, ... the closest sensory approximation of an acid trip ever ac... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Each game is its own game, ... Facing them a week ago, you learn some things from the way they appro... AARON SMALL Let's wait and see how the two companies mesh. They can learn from each other, if they're smart. MICHAEL ATMORE Creating a SID is a long and complex process, and the most difficult step is getting super-majority ... DAVID HULL Manny:'Thats wat you do in a herd, you look out for each other.' Sid:'I dont know about you guy... ICE AGE I was a reporter for Gannett and the 'N.Y. Daily News' covering Gov. Mario Cuomo's dance... JOEL BENENSON Jamming with other people will create energy and excitement that you can feed off, and which will he... DIMEBAG DARRELL At times, Mario Cuomo seemed to have the humility of a Jesuit and the goals of an emperor. MIKE BARNICLE We needed to do a better job physically in the paint and not just from a couple guys, the whole grou... DAVID GIBB I think I had 'Super Mario' and 'Tetris' around, and that's it. ANA DE ARMAS My prayer will shake heaven to come down and kiss the earth... and I will pose somewhere to watch it... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I'm hoping Mario will qualify at the league meet. EILEEN THURSTON A clear passion, a resolute determination, a can-do spirit; these are the rods for creating a great ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Although my winning time was slower than two years ago, I'm glad to win it. I won two years ago and ... JOSE RIOS The best gift in life you can give someone are words of wisdom, it is a passion that a person can fe... AUSTIN J SCIME Enthusiasm can help deliver you from the hands of death. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I really hate that word, 'competition.' I don't see it that way. Me and Ryan, we can push each other... HUMBERTO COTA There are two metaphors for Mario the person and not Mario the footballer. I think I am a man, but I... MARIO BALOTELLI Like most celebrities, of course, I adore all the Mario games. JOSIE MARAN The media needs to use its influence to help kids develop good values and useful skills. Media can b... SALLY LEE Obviously you don't replace a guy like Mario, not only what he does on the ice but his presence on t... WAYNE GRETZKY We have done a good job proving to you that Mario Chavez didn't make that phone call, didn't buy tha... JOSEPH RIGGS You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ... DEYTH BANGER Sid was a tremendous champion as always. He's such a classy kid, as good a kid as there is. BOB CALLAHAN Mario gets better every game. He's our inside threat. JEFF HERRON I think one of the reasons all the comics I worked with dropped off the log so early, and a lot of t... JUNE WHITFIELD It's hard going out there and not doing what I can to help this team win. MATT HARVEY You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. PAUL BROWN I'm not trying to be the next Wayne Gretzky or Mario Lemieux, ... I am putting pressure on myself to... SIDNEY CROSBY You get a win like this, you learn from it. You learn from your mistakes and you realize you made so... IAN GOLD When I played in Detroit on a line with Sid Abel and Ted Lindsay, we got used to each other, but it ... GORDIE HOWE All I can say is it's a lack of communication. It's two people that have a tremendous amount of emot... AARON DOWNEY THOUGHTS COME AND GO, WHAT CAN YOU CATCH AFTER ALL? DEYTH BANGER Women have a wonderful opportunity to be a central part of baseball, and if I can help reach some of... JAMIE MCCOURT A few years ago you couldn't find a star who wasn't baring her navel. One thing that's so interestin... SALLY SINGER Whenever I travel to a poor country, I try to help at least one person. Usually, that person helps m... WILLIAM T. VOLLMANN The first glimpse I had of what Mario Batali's friends had described to me as the 'myth of M... BILL BUFORD It shows us no matter where we are or who we play, we can stay with them. We spotted them 21 points.... DAVID OVERSTREET If you can say it... it's obvious. DEYTH BANGER Sid was a great showman, ... I think he understood Judy better professionally than anyone else did. ... STEVEN SANDERS Sid will be the first to tell you he had nothing to do with all those wins. He'll say it was the ass... PAT ALEXANDER Sid has been in our organization for a long time. He's been at the A level and the rookie league and... BRUCE MANNO
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