If Shakespeare thought comedy worthwhile, that means the rest of us can take a break from tragedy now and then without betraying our calling, even if the modern professional intellectual, a poseur by nature, has yet to discover this.
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information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE We are delighted when a Minister awards us a decoration, even when we have no claim to be thus honou... MARCEL PROUST If you had a friend you refused to talk to, eventually you couldn't keep calling that person a frien... CRAIG GROESCHEL I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Any young person who has studied Heidegger; or seen Ionesco's 'plays'; or listened to the 'music' of... RON MERRILL Even if we marched without the uniforms, even if we marched without the marching 100, you know, it's... CHRIS QUEST Now that science has helped us to overcome the awe of the unknown in nature, we are the slaves of so... MAX HORKHEIMER All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't. CHARLES BUKOWSKI It's great that our Russian partners are here to help us during this time. It would never have occur... WILLIAM GERSTENMAIER Into every life may come tragedy and triumph. Our goal is to meet both equally with serenity and rad... ALEKSANDRA LAYLAND Feast of Janani Luwum, Archbishop of Uganda, Martyr, 1977 We shall benefit very much from the Sac... JOHN CALVIN The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge o... STEVEN BRUST The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ... WILL ROGERS The Internet has been a blessing and a curse. The curse we know: A lot of people appropriating your ... GLORIA ESTEFAN Humankind’s pathetic life supplies the poetry of our existence. Just as without tragedy comedy wou... KILROY J. OLDSTER an entirely appropriate means of calling attention to the abortion tragedy. RONALD REAGAN You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Our tragedy is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear ... WILLIAM FAULKNER Life is a tragedy without comedy, but the comedy is nothing but the truth and reality only. ANUJ SOMANY If you can walk away from a comedy thinking it was funny yet also feeling good about the people you ... GREG GARCIA The mark of a talent is that if he is pushed to the wall, then he will either scale up or break down... ANUJ SOMANY Commemoration of Caroline Chisholm, Social Reformer, 1877 I can see no intellectual objection to ... DONALD O. SOPER The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ... WILL ROGERS If we can soften our hearts, and if we can access the pure and simple aspect of our nature, then we ... YEHUDA BERG What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us fro... THOMAS MERTON What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us from... THOMAS MERTON What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us from... THOMAS MERTON If you take away a lot of the pretension and grandness from Shakespeare, a true poeticism is reveale... ROGER REES If you discover users who are misrepresenting themselves - for example, a user calling herself a stu... CHRIS HUGHES We are, all of us, calling and calling across the incalculable gulfs which separate us even from our... DAVID GAYSON Doubt as sin. — Christianity has done its utmost to close the circle and declared even doubt to be... FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Marks & Spencer is moving into the era of modern retailing. The marketplace is so fast-moving now, t... RICHARD FITZPATRICK I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone. STEPHEN CHBOSKY For us the organizers of the vigil are phony-baloney, betraying the sacrifices that those, men and w... KRISTINN TAYLOR If a race has no history, if it has no worthwhile tradition, it becomes a negligible factor in the t... CARTER G. WOODSON Our philosophy is very simple, if there is a piece of business that justifies the means to give us d... BILLY CHIU I lost 80 percent of my wealth and then gave away over half of the rest. So I'm a man of modest ... TED TURNER Even if all the clocks in the station break down, thought Hugo, time won't stop. Not even if you rea... BRIAN SELZNICK When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE If that means starving ourselves, and starving the club of income, in order to make this parasite de... OLIVER HOUSTON Twitter was designed to be this system that you just scan for information that's important or us... EVAN WILLIAMS A few people have ventured to imitate Shakespeare's tragedy. But no audacious spirit has dreamed or ... G.K. CHESTERTON The greatest tragedy of the modern world is that if we were to all die tomorrow, the truth is, most ... CHARLES M FORD II It's a little premature because [the decision] hasn't even been signed yet by all the judges. We wil... JACK MAGEE I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind happiness not always... LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI If the apostles reminded even Paul himself to remember the poor (Galatians 2:10), then surely the re... RUSSELL D. MOORE Feast of Catherine of Siena, Mystic, Teacher, 1380 He has loved us without being loved... We are b... CATHERINE OF SIENA No power on earth has a right to take our property from us without our consent. JOHN JAY Laughter and weeping, the Greek masks of comedy and tragedy, mark the extremes of a continuous spect... ARTHUR KOESTLER If I can get leadership from him on and off the floor then the rest will take care of itself. I'm lo... BUTCH BEARD If one looks at all closely at the middle of our own century, the events that occupy us, our customs... JEAN LE ROND D'ALEMBERT To take away that discretion from our courts would ... result in miscarriages of justice in the futu... BARRY COHEN I don't like Shakespeare. If they put 'Barefoot in the Park' or something like that ... if it was a ... TOM RYAN If there was genuine desire on the Israeli side, even without a solution, it would be possible to so... SAYED KASHUA Nature holds the key to our aesthetic, intellectual, cognitive and even spiritual satisfaction. E. O. WILSON Nature holds the key to our aesthetic, intellectual, cognitive and even spiritual satisfaction. EDWARD O. WILSON Even if we lose this game, we're still almost at the mid-point of the season and only one game out o... BRIAN BILLICK While one man can discover a certain thing by himself, another is never able to understand it, even ... MAIMONIDES She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people
have been befuddled by the mysteries... LEWIS N. ROE If I can help a kid discover a liking, or even a passion for music in their life, then that's a ... EDDIE VAN HALEN Now get back to your room - if you can manage it without throwing yourself at someone else." "I... RICHELLE MEAD Our pitching has been good, and that was one of our question mark this year. This team will go as fa... ED CRUM Plot, rules, nor even poetry, are not half so great beauties in tragedy or comedy as a just imitatio... HORACE WALPOLE If the sentence makes no sense to those who make a good difference ,then the same thought is futile ... ANUJ SOMANY Unlike years past, Salem now can throw the ball and that means the rest of us can't be overly aggres... BOB CAMIRAND If you close six elementary schools, for example, you can take $1.2 million away from the deficit, a... DAN BURNS If the machine of government is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice t... HENRY DAVID THOREAU If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injus... HENRY DAVID THOREAU
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