Mozart and Neil Diamond may have begun with the same idea, but that a work of art is more than an idea is confirmed by the difference between the 'Soave sia il vento' and 'Kentucky Woman.' We have different words for 'art' and 'idea' because they are two different things.
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GAVID HOOD 'Disruption' is, at its core, a really powerful idea. Everyone hijacks the idea to do whatev... CLAYTON CHRISTENSEN We have this idea of bureaucracy in local government, and it's generally things that we're f... JENNIFER PAHLKA Mr. C. Klackner has for sale four etchings etched by myself, at the expense of two years' time &... WINSLOW HOMER There's this idea of bankers retiring and painting watercolours. You can't dabble in art - i... JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT They still have negligent auditing, they still have things going for a walk, and they have no idea w... EDWARD SNOWDEN I like the idea that you can paint something outdoors, and anyone can see it. It's open to anyon... BARRY MCGEE If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, i... TREY PARKER My friend Markus Zusak wrote a story from the point of view of death, 'The Book Thief.' I th... SHAUN TAN It's a disease we have that we think that everything is explainable. 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ADAM CAROLLA All of everything we've ever done has been riding on low expectations. 'Cloudy With a Chance... CHRISTOPHER MILLER I've been interested in art and fashion for as long as I can remember because they are so visual... DAVID HALLBERG Our lives are a sequence of things. When we're alive, they're continuing, just as my words n... SIMON MCBURNEY I started the label Tzadik to support an entire community of musicians, not just Jewish musicians. B... JOHN ZORN I'm not full of malice, but I do dislike Neil Diamond a lot, and I'm sorry that I've don... ROBERT WYATT Every one of us is different in some way but for those of us who are more 'different,' we ha... MARLEE MATLIN I have this long-running idea that the distinction between fiction and nonfiction is not just, '... GEOFF DYER I've written original material before, where I've come up with the idea and the characters m... ALEX GARLAND But even writing the column for the 'Telegraph,' that idea of working to deadlines, which as... DAN STEVENS I have lost and put on big batches of weight in my life many, many times. But what concerns me is th... ALISON MOYET I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: t... DAN HICKS One way or another, we all fight for what we believe in. Doesn't that give us some common ground? TOM CLANCY, 'THE CARDINAL OF THE KREMLIN' I'm often daydreaming, and it's because I've always liked the idea of there being someth... SAMANTHA SHANNON If you put a much older woman in 'Doctor Who,' they can identify with it. I think it's q... KATE O'MARA Yes, the more I go through life I realize that there's really no separation between practice and... MEREDITH MONK Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting... LARRY MILLER The fact is I'm an opportunist. I'll take materials around me, materials on my table, and wo... FRANK GEHRY We have an idea that we Americans are God's chosen people, that God loves us more than any other... BILLY GRAHAM Discover how to visit the past and bring yesterday's stories into our lives today GILLIAN HOVELL, 'VISITING THE PAST' I think men and women are the same. Even as parents, I think we're the same. We're just cond... RACHEL CUSK If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instanc... ALEXEI SAYLE What is the intersection between technology, art and science? Curiosity and wonder, because it drive... LOUIE SCHWARTZBERG In 'A Boy's Own Story' and 'Jack Holmes and His Friend,' my idea was to take som... EDMUND WHITE
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