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Yuval Noah Harari

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MARK TWAIN You never monkey with the truth.
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KARL PILKINGTON I learned the way a monkey learns-by watching its parents.
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VICDO Thousand years, billion dollars,” May said to the monkey. “You. PAY.
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RICK RIORDAN Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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HARLAND WILLIAMS terrorism and anthrax and monkey pox and a pox on everybody's houses. So no thank you.
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MIGUEL DE CERVANTES Do not touch the monkey.
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MARIO MADDY We got the monkey off our back. It feels great.
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TERRY PRATCHETT If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.
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DEE LINDNER No. I'm not going to be your monkey.
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JOE BARCELLOS I don't know if you can call it a chip on my shoulder or a monkey on my back, but I shed it today.
RORY SABBATINI Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
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NOAH BAUMBACH The financial services industry is a ward of the state.
TIMOTHY NOAH On Wall Street, financial crisis destroys jobs. Here in Washington, it creates them. The rest is jus...
TIMOTHY NOAH When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.
NOAH BAUMBACH Atreyu comes from a land called Fantasia. It's an imaginary land.
NOAH HATHAWAY During the New Deal, people thought to be liberal was to reject socialism on one extreme and fascism...
NOAH FELDMAN Making 'Fargo' for FX has been the highlight of my career. A writer can search his or her wh...
NOAH HAWLEY I drove around New York when we did the upfronts and when we premiered 'Fargo,' and they cro...
NOAH HAWLEY In a traditional TV show or movie, your hero is always where the action is. But in real life, at the...
NOAH HAWLEY 'Fargo' is a tragedy with a happy ending. So you need to have that tragic underpinning, that...
NOAH HAWLEY The first dumb idea was to do it at all - to take 'Fargo,' this beloved classic, and turn it...
NOAH HAWLEY I pitched the idea to FX that there's this larger 'Fargo' universe where there's tru...
NOAH HAWLEY 'Fargo' becomes a metaphor for a type of true crime case where truth is stranger than fictio...
NOAH HAWLEY The modern presidency, as expressed in the policies of the administration of George W. Bush, provide...
NOAH FELDMAN I'm thinking about naming my first son Emmy so I can say I've got one. I want Emmy, Oscar an...
NOAH WYLE Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when ...
TIMOTHY NOAH This is the SEC. We've got to be ready at all times. We've got to be on edge. It's unacceptable.
JOAKIM NOAH We like to say it's acoustic driven rock.
NOAH SMITH Was President Obama's endorsement of gay marriage crassly political? God, I hope so.
TIMOTHY NOAH Self-realization is attained only when we comprehend the difference between the things we could own ...
NELSON NOAH Being a teacher is back-breakingly difficult work. It is also extremely important work.
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