Nutty as 12 monkeys in a 10 monkey barrel

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck.

I get really upset seeing my friends who are mums crying because they feel like they're not good enough. Clever, confident, kind young women all going, 'I'm ruining my child's life.'

Domestic goddesses have infiltrated everybody's lives and raised the bar way too high.

It takes time and energy, and if I'm working, then I'd rather flop in front of the telly than put on a tiny dress and work out how to get myself to God knows where. I mean, lazy some would call it.