An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

If it weren't for Brandy, I don't know what would have happened. We probably wouldn't be here.

Man tends to increase at a greater rate than his means of subsistence.

To kill an error is as good a service as, and sometimes even better than, the establishing of a new truth or fact.