No. I'm not going to be your monkey.

One monkey don't stop no show!

One day a small monkey was always getting ignored by the other monkeys ,so to get attention he said to the monkeys that a bear was harassing him .They went to his aid about four times and there was no bear,then soon after that they heard monkey shout and scream in pain.No one came to help him why? HE LIED.Gary F Evans...

[It] is not a monkey, not an ape and not a human, but it's a common ancestor of them all.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.