I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be i...
KARL PILKINGTON With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads...
KARL PILKINGTON At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, &...
KARL PILKINGTON It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
KARL PILKINGTON I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?
KARL PILKINGTON I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
KARL PILKINGTON The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head s...
KARL PILKINGTON We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry ...
KARL PILKINGTON But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
KARL PILKINGTON For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
KARL PILKINGTON Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people abou...
KARL PILKINGTON Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
KARL PILKINGTON A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
KARL PILKINGTON I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding...
KARL PILKINGTON People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
KARL PILKINGTON I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was...
KARL PILKINGTON People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.
KARL PILKINGTON It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
KARL PILKINGTON They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just...
KARL PILKINGTON I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
KARL PILKINGTON Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to ...
KARL PILKINGTON I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
KARL PILKINGTON I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? ...
KARL PILKINGTON I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills put...
KARL PILKINGTON Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort o...
KARL PILKINGTON There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down w...
KARL PILKINGTON I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions ...
KARL PILKINGTON And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
KARL PILKINGTON I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
KARL PILKINGTON Chinese people age overnight.
KARL PILKINGTON The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either,...
KARL PILKINGTON People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's tru...
KARL PILKINGTON If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
KARL PILKINGTON That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
KARL PILKINGTON I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, u...
KARL PILKINGTON Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. I...
KARL PILKINGTON I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
KARL PILKINGTON It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to...
KARL PILKINGTON Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd...
KARL PILKINGTON The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You'r...
KARL PILKINGTON Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
KARL PILKINGTON I've never worried about life's big questions.
KARL PILKINGTON I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
KARL PILKINGTON Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
KARL PILKINGTON I've got loads of nieces and nephews.
KARL PILKINGTON Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'Universi...
KARL PILKINGTON People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
KARL PILKINGTON We seem to live in a world where you have to walk around grinning like a loon. I can’t understand ...
KARL PILKINGTON When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly f...
KARL PILKINGTON I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides,...
KARL PILKINGTON I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos ...
KARL PILKINGTON I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes a...
KARL PILKINGTON I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And...
KARL PILKINGTON I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expe...
KARL PILKINGTON I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan.
KARL PILKINGTON They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting,...
KARL PILKINGTON I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.
KARL PILKINGTON The ball sack is supposed to be wrinkly; they’re not bloody worry lines! I can’t believe there�...
KARL PILKINGTON To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
KARL PILKINGTON I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
KARL PILKINGTON The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people go...
KARL PILKINGTON Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
KARL PILKINGTON It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to...
KARL PILKINGTON It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
KARL PILKINGTON Furious activity is no substitute for analytical thought.
ALASTAIR PILKINGTON The ultimate irony in this vast struggle (available to audience members who want to think about it b...
ACE G. PILKINGTON Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet,...
KARL MARX The country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its ...
KARL MARX It is not history which uses men as a means of achieving - as if it were an individual person - its ...
KARL MARX History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real...
KARL MARX From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
KARL MARX Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, ...
KARL MARX If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist.
KARL MARX The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
KARL MARX Democracy is the road to socialism.
KARL MARX Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
KARL MARX The writer may very well serve a movement of history as its mouthpiece, but he cannot of course crea...
KARL MARX Without doubt, machinery has greatly increased the number of well-to-do idlers.
KARL MARX There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.
KARL MARX Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from soc...
KARL MARX Religion is the opium of the masses.
KARL MARX The human being is in the most literal sense a political animal, not merely a gregarious animal, but...
KARL MARX A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of communism.
KARL MARX The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of gen...
KARL MARX Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.
KARL MARX Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
KARL MARX The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.
KARL MARX Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of it...
KARL MARX For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.
KARL MARX Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand.
KARL MARX The product of mental labor - science - always stands far below its value, because the labor-time ne...
KARL MARX Statistics is the grammar of science.
KARL PEARSON I never go anywhere. I do sketches and make phone calls, and people visit. It's more fun to come...
KARL LAGERFELD But, look, Washington is a town that creates myths for its own existence and its own amusement, and ...
KARL ROVE You may be right that people say: 'You know what, we had Obama. He was inexperienced. The guy ha...
KARL ROVE Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses: He describes them as job gains.
KARL ROVE The difficulty for Mr. Obama will be when the public sees where his decisions lead - higher inflatio...
KARL ROVE Mr. Obama denounced the $2.3 trillion added to the national debt on Mr. Bush's watch as 'def...
KARL ROVE In his first 100 days, Mr. Obama has put the fate of his presidency in the hands of House Speaker Na...
KARL ROVE For a person who promised hope and civility in politics, Mr. Obama has shown a borderline obsessiven...
KARL ROVE Many Democrats have a pre-9/11 worldview.
KARL ROVE Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the presi...
KARL ROVE I mean, if you have to wake up in the morning to be validated by the editorial page of the New York ...
KARL ROVE I believe in traditional marriage.
KARL ROVE Mr. Obama plans to boost federal spending 25 percent while nearly tripling the national debt over 10...
KARL ROVE And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my M...
KARL ROVE What Mr. Obama wants in a nominee isn't really 'empathy' and 'understanding.' He...
KARL ROVE The Tea Party movement is a wide and diverse group. It will hurt the Republican Party if some elemen...
KARL ROVE Alinsky's 1971 book, 'Rules for Radicals,' is a favorite of the Obamas. Michele Obama qu...
KARL ROVE Memo to White House: Calling voters stupid is not a winning strategy.
KARL ROVE Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savager...
KARL ROVE I think it's dawning on some Democrats that obstructing the Patriot Act, like they've been o...
KARL ROVE As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vo...
KARL ROVE It's not comfortable for me to write about my family. I'm not comfortable writing about me.
KARL ROVE Grace can and does have a history.
KARL RAHNER What Christ gives us is quite explicit if his own words are interpreted according to their Aramaic m...
KARL RAHNER Grace is everywhere as an active orientation of all created reality toward God.
KARL RAHNER The Christian of the future will be a mystic or he will not exist at all.
KARL RAHNER How often I have found that we grow to maturity not by doing what we like, but by doing what we shou...
KARL RAHNER Thus in such a Labour Party there can be no question of independent policy.
KARL RADEK The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.
KARL RADEK If a Labour movement, on a bourgeois basis, has hitherto existed in the country where the new moveme...
KARL RADEK Every social organisation which is rooted in life still lasts a long time, even after the conditions...
KARL RADEK Without Socialism the working class is a heterogeneous mixture of different categories, some of whic...
KARL RADEK The enmity of such a party towards Socialism does not mean that the members are only prejudiced agai...
KARL RADEK A Labour party is not a debating club, it is a party of action.
KARL RADEK In general, if signs of sectarianism do appear in a Socialist Party, these are only the products of ...
KARL RADEK Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the prov...
KARL POPPER We must plan for freedom, and not only for security, if for no other reason than that only freedom c...
KARL POPPER Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.
KARL POPPER There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds of aspects of human life....
KARL POPPER Our knowledge can only be finite, while our ignorance must necessarily be infinite.
KARL POPPER The mathematician, carried along on his flood of symbols, dealing apparently with purely formal trut...
KARL PEARSON I was given the ability to create stories and characters. That's my part of the long chain of wr...
KARL MARLANTES I began writing 'Matterhorn' in 1975 and for more than 30 years I kept working on my novel i...
KARL MARLANTES 'The Odyssey' is the great tale, and I was really taken by 'The Iliad,' so I dig int...
KARL MARLANTES Really important books to me are the classics. I try very hard to read them well - you know, especia...
KARL MARLANTES I don't want any romantics to go into the military. I'm not a pacifist. I think we need a mi...
KARL MARLANTES I knew many Marines had done brave deeds that no one saw and for which they got no medals at all. I ...
KARL MARLANTES In the military I could exercise the power of being automatically respected because of the medals on...
KARL MARLANTES And I think that it's - the military has actually made improvements, so people are considering p...
KARL MARLANTES I mean, if you're proud of what you've done when you've served in the military, well the...
KARL MARLANTES I mean... if you're raised as a decent human being, killing somebody is against every moral thin...
KARL MARLANTES The Marine Corps taught me how to kill, but it didn't teach me how to deal with killing.
KARL MARLANTES When I first got back from the war, I said, 'I'm gonna write the Great American Novel about ...
KARL MARLANTES I grew up in Oregon, where as a teenager I worked with my grandfather Axel on his i shing boat at th...
KARL MARLANTES Vietnam was the first time that Americans of different races had to depend on each other. In the Sec...
KARL MARLANTES We all want to be special, to stand out; there's nothing wrong with this. The irony is that ever...
KARL MARLANTES War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.
KARL MARLANTES It takes people a while to trust you.
KARL MALONE I just think we want to stay healthy, and I don't think we think about a sense of urgency. We re...
KARL MALONE I have many friends and family members who have served (or are currently serving) in our nation'...
KARL MALONE To catch the ball, face up, look at all of my options and then pass. I was playing hot potato. I did...
KARL MALONE All records are not made to be broken.
KARL MALONE I just want to make a name for myself and get to the next level.
KARL MALONE When I said I retired from basketball playing, I have retired. You will not see me play again. That ...
KARL MALONE You're a professional. You don't need for me to break a film down for you. If you want to st...
KARL MALONE You don't try to do more than you should.
KARL MALONE I think we're a deeper team, a better team, we still have work to do... nothing is guaranteed, b...
KARL MALONE You take the good with the bad and try not to listen to everything said about you because you know i...
KARL MALONE Forget the technique. Hit the guy across from you. Don't let somebody come in your space.
KARL MALONE I spent a lot of time doing things other people wanted me to do, so I'm doing what I want to do ...
KARL MALONE I don't know what my label is. I just think of myself as a plain forward. I like to think I have...
KARL MALONE Marijuana is not tested for, and yet that is the big thing guys are getting in trouble with in the l...
KARL MALONE I never felt I had the kind of relationship with Magic that I could just pick up the phone and call ...
KARL MALONE You have injuries that bother you when you're not playing. When that horn blows, you don't f...
KARL MALONE Everything I've been through, everything I'm about to go through in my career and my life, i...
KARL MALONE You work for whatever you get in life.
KARL MALONE Misery loves company. This is a Hollywood soap opera, and I'm not going to be a star in another ...
KARL MALONE For me to be here tonight, everything had to be perfect. I had to get drafted by Utah, had to play w...
KARL MALONE They changed the floor back to old school. They changed the uniform back to old school. Somebody tel...
KARL MALONE I'll make the right decision, whichever one it is. I have to be 100 percent, not 95 or 99.
KARL MALONE I have my life on a track that I want it on, and I don't want to get off.
KARL MALONE Somebody tell the damn players to start playing like old school.
KARL MALONE Sometimes, you follow your dreams. I say to the young people, 'If you have a dream, chase it....
KARL MALONE My father was a milkman. So, I delivered milk.
KARL MALDEN I'm a workaholic. I love every movie I've been in, even the bad ones, every TV series, every...
KARL MALDEN Workers, comrades, and you, women of the people, let not this festival of May, the second during the...
KARL LIEBKNECHT To the socialist no nation is free whose national existence is based upon the enslavement of another...
KARL LIEBKNECHT This republic represents the greatest basis for that universal socialist order, the creation of whic...
KARL LIEBKNECHT Just as invasion is the true and tried weapon in the hands of capital against the class struggle, so...
KARL LIEBKNECHT International socialism recognizes the right of free independent nations, with equal rights.
KARL LIEBKNECHT In the present imperialistic milieu there can be no wars of national self-defense.
KARL LIEBKNECHT Yes, Socialists should defend their country in great historical crises.
KARL LIEBKNECHT The failure of the Russian Socialist Republic will be the defeat of the proletariat of the whole wor...
KARL LIEBKNECHT Long live the liberation of the workers off all countries from the infernal chasm of war, exploitati...
KARL LIEBKNECHT Through this experience we have been warned - learn everything, don't forget anything!
KARL LIEBKNECHT The new Germany has the unquestionable right to hold its tongue between its teeth.
KARL LIEBKNECHT Passive fatalism can never be the role of a revolutionary party, like the Social Democracy.
KARL LIEBKNECHT Incendiary capitalism is carrying its out evil works more dangerously than ever, and is doing so in ...
KARL LIEBKNECHT Class struggle: external peace, international solidarity, peace among peoples. This is the sacred sl...
KARL LIEBKNECHT The Russian revolution was to an unprecedented degree the cause of the proletariat of the whole worl...
KARL LIEBKNECHT Consider well this fact: As long as the German people does not arise and use force directed by its o...
KARL LIEBKNECHT The basic law of capitalism is you or I, not both you and I.
KARL LIEBKNECHT In capitalist history, invasion and class struggle are not opposites, as the official legend would h...
KARL LIEBKNECHT For capitalism, war and peace are business and nothing but business.
KARL LIEBKNECHT Imperialism is not the creation of any one or any one group of states.
KARL LIEBKNECHT But Socialism, alone, can bring self-determination of their peoples.
KARL LIEBKNECHT The aim of my life is the overthrow of monarchy.
KARL LIEBKNECHT Capitalism is war; socialism is peace.
KARL LIEBKNECHT