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MARIA V. SNYDER Not here. Stephen is the starter and I take what they give me.
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LIZ BOHNING Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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BRUCE PASK Sunday, I go to church; I take the day off. I rest.
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ANTHONY JESELNIK But in answer to your question about the conspiracy angle, I think that any historian worth his salt...
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AMY BUTCHER How can there be so much difference between a day off and an off day?
SOURCE UNKNOWN Those of you who have little jackets, if you feel comfortable you can take it off.
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THOMAS FRIEDMAN He kind of proves that you can still serve long after you take off your uniform.
JOE DAVIS If we let the two bosses take the day off, we could get this done.
JOE PICKETT Halloween is the only day where people wear a mask. For me it is the only day to take it off.
KEVIN SCHALLER You want to talk about a matter of inches. No one was more distraught than Ambrose after that game.
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AMY HARMON Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? / Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!
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JOE THEISMANN I trained the whole off-season, ... I work out in Seattle with the Huskies. You can do everything yo...
CAM CLEELAND Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow
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ROBERT HASS If you want creativity, take a zero off your budget. If you want sustainability, take off two zeros.
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ISRAELMORE AYIVOR A rainy day is an equalizer. You don't know what's going to happen. You just take what you can get.
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O.J. SIMPSON One day you will wonder what was so important that you put off doing the most important things. 'Som...
DEBORAH BROWN When you find yourself starting to think negatively about a situation that is prominent in your life...
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ISRAELMORE AYIVOR How would your life be different if…You stopped worrying about things you can’t control and star...
STEVE MARABOLI Stephen Still did a great job for us tonight hitting outside shots. That sure relieves a lot of pres...
JEFF BOOGAART It's a hardship for people who have to take a day off from work and aren't compensated.
SEN. MARGARITA PRENTICE You can practice your approach, your take off position, those things in the gym. You can do drills t...
IAN WILSON I need, sometimes, individuals to spark an idea so that I can take off running.
MEEK MILL Each day is a new beginning. You can start fresh, anticipating what today will bring. Or you can jus...
EVE EVANGELISTA Stop a minute, Ambrose!" interrupted Master Nathaniel. "I've got a sudden silly whim that we should ...
HOPE MIRRLEES This is not a pill you have to take. This is something you can do every day at virtually no cost.
ERIC LARSON When a crime writer thinks up a delicious twist, it is a great moment. Time to relax and take the re...
MARK BILLINGHAM Day by day, we build our lives, and day by day, we can take steps toward making real the magnificent...
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O. J. SIMPSON The best cure for an off day is a day off
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MARK TWAIN People can criticise me all day long. It just washes off me. You might as well be talking to a wall.
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON This market really can take off if the supply is there to match it.
RHODA ALEXANDER I always try to take as much time off as I can. You're just that much better when you get back.
BRIAN VICKERS You can't take the blame off of you, when naturally it takes two.
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS I take a multivitamin, I take extra C, I take chondroitin and glucosamine for my joints, I take calc...
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STEPHEN AMBROSE World War II, the atomic bomb, the Cold War, made it hard for Americans to continue their optimism.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Erudition. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
AMBROSE BIERCE Saint. A dead sinner revised and edited.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
AMBROSE BIERCE A prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
AMBROSE BIERCE Bigot, one who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
AMBROSE BIERCE To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.
AMBROSE BIERCE A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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AMBROSE BIERCE A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCE An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
AMBROSE BIERCE An egotist is a person interested in himself than in me!
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AMBROSE BIERCE Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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AMBROSE BIERCE A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be.
AMBROSE BIERCE Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
AMBROSE BIERCE The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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AMBROSE BIERCE A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
AMBROSE BIERCE An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Historian. A broad -- gauge gossip.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
AMBROSE BIERCE Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
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AMBROSE BIERCE The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their deso...
AMBROSE BIERCE A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
AMBROSE BIERCE Conservative. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wi...
AMBROSE BIERCE The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
AMBROSE BIERCE Compromise. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of ...
AMBROSE BIERCE Alliance. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserte...
AMBROSE BIERCE ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply in...
AMBROSE BIERCE Acquaintance is a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor and obscure, and intima...
AMBROSE BIERCE ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn."Eat ...
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