Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.