Winning the Revolutionary War, or the Civil War, or World War II were the turning points in our history, the sine qua non of our forward progress.
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LES MELNYK the most horrendous, unimaginable war crimes committed in Europe since the end of World War II.
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HOWARD COFFIN Do you know why your husband is always scared of staying at home? There is a constant war going on r...
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK Sound money is the sine qua non of a prosperous society.
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NICK TURSE The United States lost more men from battle wounds and disease in the Civil War than in any other wa...
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CELINE BUCKENS There are few historians who would challenge the fact that the funding of World War I, World War II,...
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CAMILLO MAC BICA He was close enough so that I could see his face clearly, even with his helmet's cheek flaps tied ti...
BEN BOVA He did not appear to be a very tall man; what I could see of legs seemed stumpy, though heavily musc...
BEN BOVA Our people will not be drawn into the trap of civil war.
ABDUL HAKIM Our people will not be drawn into the trap of civil war.
ABDUL AZIZ HAKIM For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.
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ISAAC ASIMOV World War II, the atomic bomb, the Cold War, made it hard for Americans to continue their optimism.
STEPHEN AMBROSE When I grew up, in Taiwan, the Korean War was seen as a good war, where America protected Asia. It w...
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RUTA SEPETYS A not-too-distant explosion shakes the house, the windows rattle in their sockets, and in the next r...
GEORGE ORWELL I had the first integrated Army band in World War II.
DAVE BRUBECK Before the Civil War, the Southern states were selling a lot of cotton to England and didn't see...
HENRY ROLLINS World War I broke out largely because of an arms race, and World War II because of the lack of an ar...
HERMAN KAHN We owe our World War II veterans - and all our veterans - a debt we can never fully repay.
DOC HASTINGS John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II...
ISAAC ASIMOV Pick a side? You done picked the wrong side.
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JILL LEPORE Our vision of war is probably too influenced by the biggest one of all, World War II, where the forc...
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PAT BUCHANAN I don't know why in the world they got Vietnam and Korean war memorials up, and they didn't have any...
EILEEN MEADORS When antibiotics became industrially produced following World War II, our quality of life and our lo...
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SAM KEAN We want to make sure the World War II guys and the Korean (War) guys see that the museum is complete...
JAMES LIVINGSTON I did frequently refer to my war record in World War II, but not in any flamboyant way.
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LANE EVANS This is the first major turnaround in development assistance since World War II.
ROBERT ORR This today is the most massive crisis migration, except perhaps the Civil War, in American history.
JAMES GREGORY The Civil War.
KEN BURNS World War II was the last government program that really worked.
GEORGE WILL World War II was the last government program that really worked.
GEORGE F. WILL In Finland, we learned quite a lot from our own civil war. The wounds were visible when I was a boy,...
HARRI HOLKERI I joined the army on my seventeenth birthday, full of the romance of war after having read a lot of ...
WALTER DEAN MYERS In the middle of the nineteenth century, the United States embarked on a new relationship with death...
DREW GILPIN FAUST but for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short.
JANE AUSTEN It's a very important part of the 20th century and World War II.
LARRY WILCOX After World War II, the winds of nationalism and anti-colonialism blew through the developing world.
STEPHEN KINZER The truth remains, Hillary Clinton, Bill Nelson and the Democrat Party lack any agenda for winning t...
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JAMES MCPHERSON My family has served the country in almost every major war since the Civil War.
JACK SCALIA No time to spare: the expression assumed its full significance, as so many expressions do in wartime...
GUY SAJER To make war a history, destroy the war history.
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HOWARD ZINN We need to decide that we will not go to war, whatever reason is conjured up by the politicians or t...
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BOB FELLER The Civil War is not ended: I question whether any serious civil war ever does end.
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AMBROSE BIERCE ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn."Eat ...
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