If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
LILY TOMLIN When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN Every time you make a typo the errorists win.
LILY TOMLIN When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!
LILY TOMLIN The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
LILY TOMLIN Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
LILY TOMLIN I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complet...
LILY TOMLIN Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
LILY TOMLIN How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
LILY TOMLIN I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at...
LILY TOMLIN The best revenge is massive success.
LILY TOMLIN We're all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
LILY TOMLIN I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's t...
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
LILY TOMLIN Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
LILY TOMLIN If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not co...
LILY TOMLIN Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
LILY TOMLIN We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It'...
LILY TOMLIN I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLIN Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wi...
LILY TOMLIN The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN I think my politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many differ...
LILY TOMLIN If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
LILY TOMLIN The road to success is always under construction
LILY TOMLIN Thank God kids never mean well
LILY TOMLIN If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's ...
LILY TOMLIN I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN It was just a funny notion about everything. We were lucky that Jane had such a passion for it and s...
LILY TOMLIN After all, in private we're all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
LILY TOMLIN [The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent L...
LILY TOMLIN Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with,
LILY TOMLIN Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLIN The best mind-altering drug is truth
LILY TOMLIN It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain
LILY TOMLIN What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too re...
LILY TOMLIN Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes the...
LILY TOMLIN No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up
LILY TOMLIN The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizoph...
LILY TOMLIN For fast acting relief, try slowing down
LILY TOMLIN The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN After all, in private we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN Just remember, we're all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wit...
LILY TOMLIN Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
LILY TOMLIN His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity.
LILY TOMLIN What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.
LILY TOMLIN There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthe...
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schi...
LILY TOMLIN I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
LILY TOMLIN All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old...
LILY TOMLIN Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
LILY TOMLIN I think we always kind of look forward to seeing each other. Dolly and Jane are both so kind of opti...
LILY TOMLIN Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it
LILY TOMLIN Remember we're all in this alone
LILY TOMLIN If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less
LILY TOMLIN Teflon brain - nothing sticks
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo...
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're s...
LILY TOMLIN I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and op...
LILY TOMLIN Yeah. If I looked as good as Jane, I would, too!
LILY TOMLIN I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN If you can't be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN It's happy but sad. Your stomach just kind of turns in knots ... I'm just so pleased.
CHARLES TOMLIN Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul.
CHRIS TOMLIN We're still discussing that with LPGA. In the meantime, they've said that the provision is optional ...
DAVE TOMLIN Isn't it interesting that in Acts 11, at the end of verse 26, it says, "The disciples were called Ch...
CHRIS TOMLIN Bob has done a good job as one vote on our City Council. But he's only one vote.
DON TOMLIN I didn't pick this. It kind of picked me. As a kid, I would pray to [God] and ask what He wanted me ...
CHRIS TOMLIN I tried out in college for the singing group and the director said 'You'll do anything in life but s...
CHRIS TOMLIN My son would be very proud that we got some justice for him.
CHARLES TOMLIN It's happy but sad. Your stomach just kind of turns up in knots. It's some justice for what happened...
CHARLES TOMLIN We don’t live in our fears. We live in our hopes.
MIKE TOMLIN Bull Street is more residential.
DON TOMLIN One thing we have to do is beat them. (Princeton) won't beat themselves, and I don't think we'll bea...
RYAN TOMLIN AP has been fighting for this information since the fall of 2004.
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussion with LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now that ...
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussions with the LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now ...
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussion with LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now that ...
DAVE TOMLIN We're grateful to have a decision at last that keeping prisoner identities secret is against the pub...
DAVE TOMLIN AP has been fighting for this information since the fall of 2004. We're grateful to have a decision ...
DAVE TOMLIN Many of these detainees are begging for the world to know where they are. The court was right to rej...
DAVE TOMLIN They're an outstanding team and there is a reason that they are seeded No. 2.
LANA TOMLIN The first-half turnovers killed us. We were not disciplined with the ball.
LANA TOMLIN I was very frustrated with my team throughout the game. (Hesperia Christian) was well prepared for u...
LANA TOMLIN I wanted to be in the top eight. Obviously we would have liked to be a little higher, but moving up ...
LANA TOMLIN I don't know too much about a lot of the teams, but I think that we can go deep.
LANA TOMLIN Rachel was on fire. She was exploding to the basket and was not shy about getting position and going...
LANA TOMLIN Ashley is an all-around player, but we can always count on her on the offensive end. If her outside ...
LANA TOMLIN The girls set their goals very high and have accomplished two of them.
LANA TOMLIN Until the end of the game I knew that we had attempted only one free throw shot all night. And I tol...
LANA TOMLIN We are leveraging RSS (Really Simple Syndication) technology to provide wide and reliable distributi...
JEFF TOMLIN At Lake Norman, you can really catch 'em in February; at Lake Hickory, you have to wait until March ...
JEFF TOMLIN It allows them to play fast.
MIKE TOMLIN He will take the blame (if things go wrong). He's never one time made an excuse of anybody else. He'...
RYAN TOMLIN I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet po...
LILY ALDRIDGE In regards to your love life, you're just entering into a whole of pain if you talk about it. If...
LILY JAMES There is something so hopeful about a diary, a journal, a new notebook, which Joan Didion and Virgin...
LILY KOPPEL I loved all the princess films, and I grew up with them, and I think it's really cool how they&#...
LILY JAMES There's nothing wrong with falling in love and sharing your life with someone.
LILY JAMES It used to bother me - having bigger, fuller brows. I even plucked them once so I'd fit in, but ...
LILY COLLINS I think I feel most like a princess when I'm sort of bursting with happiness and love, so whethe...
LILY JAMES I was of the type who gets bullied rather than the one who does the bullying, which I'm glad abo...
LILY COLE All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle, I would b...
LILY RABE My dad lived on Sunset Boulevard for a couple of years as a waiter, and he said he'd do a differ...
LILY JAMES I was actually the one who decided to move to LA. Mom and I were driving on Sunset Boulevard during ...
LILY COLLINS To look into that persons eyes and find yourself so completely lost in another world, a world full o...
LILY COLLINS The success of your presentation will be judged not by the knowledge you send but by what the listen...
LILY WALTERS Decisions are the endless uncertainties of life that we'll not know if theyre right until the very e...
LILY COLLINS The secret of successful speakers? Passion and compassion with a purpose.
LILY WALTERS Deep down even the most hardened criminal is starving for the same thing that motivates the innocent...
LILY FAIRCHILDE It took me a while to warm to the '20s costumes on 'Downton.' I love it when women accen...
LILY JAMES It's important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didn't do anything dras...
LILY ALDRIDGE I'm just fascinated by visiting actual castles in the countryside.
LILY COLLINS My advice for girls who are waiting for their Prince Charming is to be open for anything. Be open to...
LILY COLLINS I don't think of myself as a role model for others, but I like to live my life by my own integri...
LILY COLE I treated myself to a £700 Chloe bag after one of my first acting jobs. Then my friends pointe...
LILY JAMES Ultimately, 'Cinderella' is the story of the underdog. You root for her in this fairytale; t...
LILY JAMES You have so much to offer, she was often told, as if she had a tray of cigarettes and candy perpetua...
LILY KING I hold life sacred, even more since I’ve tasted freedom,... But I've lost my fear of death... But ...
LILY BLAKE But I have come to learn there is no peace while others suffer.
LILY BLAKE You don’t realise how language actually interferes with communication until you don’t have it, h...
LILY KING I think it's just important to not judge people based on their physicality because it's real...
LILY COLLINS I've grown up seeing the pros and cons but I love it and I've always wanted to act. Througho...
LILY COLLINS I think the whole, like, cultural diversity and the arty side of London is really, really great. And...
LILY ALLEN I'm eating a lot of organic proteins and vegetables! Maintaining a healthy, balanced diet is my ...
LILY ALDRIDGE I love clothes but it's a struggle for me to get out of jeans and a baggy jumper.
LILY JAMES I wear a lot of different jewelry. I love to look for it when I'm abroad or if I find a great an...
LILY DONALDSON I trained with Olympics Athlete Jeanette Kwakye - who is amazing! And Shani Anderson, who is an exce...
LILY JAMES As cynical as I can be, there's always a part of me that believes in love and the fairy tale.
LILY JAMES I asked her if she believed you could ever truly understand another culture. I told her the longer I...
LILY KING The first Disney movie I saw I think was 'Snow White.' I loved all the Disney princess movie...
LILY JAMES I refuse to put make-up on just because the paparazzi are on my doorstep. I find it morally wrong.
LILY ALLEN Drama school was a lifeline for me, it saved me. I found it very nurturing - I just clung on.
LILY JAMES Because of piracy there has been a massive downturn in people buying music, which makes it more diff...
LILY ALLEN My mom passed down to me her old Levi's denim jacket. When I left it on a plane, I was devastate...
LILY JAMES I'm not sure if it's fair to call it a 'fairy tale,' but I really loved 'Mulan,&...
LILY COLE Feast of Perpetua, Felicity & their Companions, Martyrs at Carthage, 203 We, and all things, exis...
LILY DOUGALL Commemoration of Amy Carmichael, Founder of the Dohnavour Fellowship, 1951 We, and all things, ex...
LILY DOUGALL Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
LILY LANGTRY Fail intelligently, don't be a dumb failure. Dumb is when you keep "For Dummies" book aside.
LILY CHATTERJEE There is countless direction in life, all leading every which way. At times it may be too dark to se...
LILY CHATTERJEE You won before, now do it again.
LILY CHATTERJEE I am also an expert on diamonds. I walk the street, and all I glimpse are the most precious diamonds...
LILY CHATTERJEE If they fool me once, it's first time. If they fool me again, I am learning. If they fool me third t...
LILY CHATTERJEE Christmas is putting footsteps in the meadow, I hear the bells, familiar carols play, snowflakes swi...
LILY CHATTERJEE We, the women’s (Mo Sistas) support Movember, I wear both of mine above my eyes. Behind every Mo B...
LILY CHATTERJEE When men (Mo Bros) become walking and talking billboards this month, it’s that time of year again ...
LILY CHATTERJEE There’s truth and honor in a mustache this season. The men’s takes the pledge to put down their ...
LILY CHATTERJEE Powerpoint success: When it comes to presentation do it more like Steve Jobs and less like Bill Gate...
LILY CHATTERJEE The things which harm, educate.
LILY CHATTERJEE A women and her cooking on Sundays are an endless love affair.
LILY CHATTERJEE Hey Entrepreneurs: Be scared, and do it anyway! It’s your planet, your tribe, your work. Take risk...
LILY CHATTERJEE My parents read me fairy tales every night and I used to believe I was a fairytale princess, like ev...
LILY COLLINS As a little girl living in the English countryside, I used to go running around in the forests, crea...
LILY COLLINS My mother used to take me to flea markets in my stroller, and I would just rummage through the piles...
LILY COLLINS When I was in high school and college, my other real focus was, actually, fiction writing. So in col...
LILY RABE As the generalization goes about the art industry, people can be really challenging and thought-prov...
LILY COLE Music is motivation. Good music is like sniffing good cocaine.
LILY CHATTERJEE There is no easy answers to difficult problem, only hard work.
LILY CHATTERJEE Yeah, I was a florist. I went to floristry school.
LILY ALLEN Sow field, not the flower boxes, and let the hundred flower blossom.
LILY CHATTERJEE In anything, I always give my all. I'm not a good loser.
LILY JAMES I'm learning a lot about how to be one of the 'good' actors. You'd hope that it'...
LILY JAMES So, for the most part, I really like when I read a scene that scares me and makes me sweat a little ...
LILY RABE I could never do yoga, since it requires you to relax and shut down the mind. I can't seem to do tha...
LILY CHATTERJEE Career path don’t have to be straight line. Progress is a circle, 360 degree.
LILY CHATTERJEE Facebook is flirting with big business, hunting for more money. It is selling you out -- and won't s...
LILY CHATTERJEE Don’t make war, make posters to teach geography.
LILY CHATTERJEE There is no such thing as magic. You have to be genie of your lamp.
LILY CHATTERJEE