I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

The road to success is always under construction.