The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.