The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.