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GENE NUDO If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
AMERICAN PROVERB if you can't beat 'em, bribe 'em
JOHN KOVACICH If you can’t beat em, buy em out.
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL I had to do whatever it takes to beat 'em. We should've beat 'em.
CORY MOUNTAIN We would beat 'em. Believe me.
GRANT INNOCENZI Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
SHERRY ARGOV Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL You kill 'em, we grill 'em!
BART SIMPSON If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em.
BOBBY BOWDEN Don't stroke 'em, don't tickle 'em, just give 'em a ruddy good belt
FRED TRUEMAN I thought we were just going to water 'em and watch 'em grow.
JOSH LEWIS You underestimate yourself if you think any woman would have to pretend to have feelings for you.
AMY TINTERA Of course I wasn't pretending!” The words exploded out of her before she could stop them. Heat spr...
AMY TINTERA I don't compare 'em, I just catch 'em.
WILLIE MAYS They beat us the first few years and that was tough. My brother never beat 'em, so for me to beat 'e...
DEVAN LONG This kid who was always laid back, he's got a few bubbles in him, he said: 'Bring 'em on today, I'll...
CARL ERSKINE This kid who was always laid back, he's got a few bubbles in him, he said: 'Bring 'em on today, I'll...
CARL ERSKINE "Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"[Ethan Allen, to his physicia...
ETHAN ALLEN "Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!" [Ethan Allen, to his physici...
ETHAN ALLEN My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.
LORETTA LYNN "Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"
[Ethan Allen, to his phy...
ETHAN ALLEN You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS go into the other guy's den and beat 'em.
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DARREN BENITEZ We had an idea we could beat 'em (Connecticut). We have great guards and a lot of depth. We have so ...
AL SOWERS I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.
EM BAILEY ... it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughi...
EM BAILEY You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS You tell 'em, big boy; treat 'em rough.
WILLIAM FAULKNER Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are as...
FRANK L. BOYDEN We knew we had to come out strong. We just beat 'em to the ball and hustled really hard. That's how ...
KYLEE MCARTHUR God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus...
STEVE JOBS Words of Emancipation didn't arrive until the middle of June so they called it Juneteenth. So th...
RALPH ELLISON I fund ?em, Ralph builds ?em and Jim sells ?em.
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DOLLY PARTON How ya gonna find out if they're fresh troops if ya don't wake 'em up and ask 'em?
WILLIAM H. MAULDIN Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE This team's got 'em in it. It just takes us a while to get 'em out.
DAN JOHNSON Stories are the wildest things of all, the monster rumbled. Stories chase and bite and ...
PATRICK NESS At the end of the day, am I happy with the way we played? Absolutely. Bottom line, we beat 'em.
GARY ANDERSEN If you can feel that staying human is worth while, even when it can't have any result whate...
GEORGE ORWELL We give 'em baseball, but we give 'em a lot of fun along the way.
BUCK ROGERS Any time you come to Charlotte, you've got to beat (Johnson). We've got one up on 'em right now.
ELLIOTT SADLER Then if children make so much trouble, why do people have 'em?
THOMAS HARDY You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!
TERRY PRATCHETT They're a good club. Props to them. They kicked our butts twice but we got 'em once. That third (gam...
JOSH UPCHURCH If you can't Beat them, Join them,
and if you can't Beat them or Join them, then Leave them.
JAI SINGH Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave '...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS Books . . . are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and lea...
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DOROTHY L. SAYERS Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Let' em learn or let' em die
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I just started playing Hold 'Em,
DENNIS PERRY Wal-mart just shut em' down.
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CHINA MIéVILLE There’s secrets hiding inside this six-string just waitin’ for somebody to find ‘em and turn �...
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BILL JOY What'd you get 'em?
ANDY GRIFFITH You never know people, do you? You can work with 'em for twenty years; you don't know 'em at all.
JULIAN FELLOWES Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em...
ROBERT PENN WARREN Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
JEPH JACQUES Hang 'em first, try 'em later.
ROY BEAN Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.
IVAN TURGENEV He said now you're gonna have colored baby chicks aren't you?. He made it a point to come get 'em. M...
KAY JOHNSTON And those who paint 'em truest praise 'em most.
JOSEPH ADDISON One way or the other, if you want to find reasons why you shouldn't keep on, you'll find 'em. The ob...
BENNY GOODMAN And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.
FANNIE FLAGG i was told who knows better do better so more time you sit and watch let them talk you watch and obs...
TREVADO HIBBERT Great teaching - just plain old knock 'em dead, get it right, make 'em laugh, make 'em w...
ROBERT KRULWICH Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.
TERRY PRATCHETT It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know ...
HARRY CARAY Have you never known a cruel wind? What an easy, balmy, tropical life you must have! I never tease, ...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE I've been very influenced by folklore, fairy tales, and folk ballads, so I love all the classic work...
TERRI WINDLING If you can't beat them, join them.
UNKNOWN If you can't beat them. Join them
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JOANNE HARRIS If you leave them open, and they're on, they're really gonna burn you. They end up making 11 threes ...
DEREK WAUGH Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wr...
THOMAS FULLER Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get 'em, get 'em right, or they will get you ...
THOMAS FULLER If we're a hit, let 'em say anything they want.
KNUTE ROCKNE If I flop, let 'em pan me.
KNUTE ROCKNE Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
ANONYMOUS. Yeah, 'cause we don't like 'em!
RAY ROMANO The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em.
NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF Sometimes people need to lie to themselves most of all.
PATRICK NESS She gives 'em the shoulder, gives 'em the arm. She plays physical.
MARQUENA DELK We'll find 'em, ... They're in this drainage somewhere. We might have to hike our a's off, but we'll...
AARON ROBINSON I love 'em. The air shows are just great.
JOHN POWERS Same plan," agreed Dimitri. "You go to the house. You look less threatening."
"Hey!"
He sm...
RICHELLE MEAD If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
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I don't hate you."
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Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and g...
RICK RIORDAN Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"
He slung his M16 onto his bac...
RICK RIORDAN There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your ...
RICK RIORDAN Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "W...
RICK RIORDAN Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is...
RICK RIORDAN Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
RICK RIORDAN Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." RICK RIORDAN Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Je...
RICK RIORDAN Hera, do not dare take credit! You have caused at least as many problems as you fixed!
RICK RIORDAN He wondered if...his dad, Zeus, would write him a note: “Please excuse Jason from eternal damnatio...
RICK RIORDAN Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of th...
RICK RIORDAN Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning
bolts t...
RICK RIORDAN If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
RICK RIORDAN Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."
Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be...
RICK RIORDAN The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”
The satyrs fell over...
RICK RIORDAN My faithful companion, Zoe Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And ...
RICK RIORDAN Wait just a minute," Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. "These two are dangerous. It'd be mu...
RICK RIORDAN But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"
Chiron and Grover glanced nervously ...
RICK RIORDAN Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their paren...
RICK RIORDAN Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done w...
RICK RIORDAN I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights."
Now that we were safely down the mountain...
RICK RIORDAN Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leadi...
RICK RIORDAN The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesita...
RICK RIORDAN As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to ...
RICK RIORDAN It's just Annabeth mom jeez!
RICK RIORDAN Хей! - извика Гроувър. - Тя май припадна!
- Гррр! - обади...
RICK RIORDAN