So, we decided, if you can't beat 'em, just join 'em.


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If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
GENE NUDO
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
AMERICAN PROVERB
if you can't beat 'em, bribe 'em
JOHN KOVACICH
If you can’t beat em, buy em out.
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL
I had to do whatever it takes to beat 'em. We should've beat 'em.
CORY MOUNTAIN
We would beat 'em. Believe me.
GRANT INNOCENZI
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
SHERRY ARGOV
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL
You kill 'em, we grill 'em!
BART SIMPSON
If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em.
BOBBY BOWDEN
Don't stroke 'em, don't tickle 'em, just give 'em a ruddy good belt
FRED TRUEMAN
I thought we were just going to water 'em and watch 'em grow.
JOSH LEWIS
You underestimate yourself if you think any woman would have to pretend to have feelings for you.
AMY TINTERA
Of course I wasn't pretending!” The words exploded out of her before she could stop them. Heat spr...
AMY TINTERA
I don't compare 'em, I just catch 'em.
WILLIE MAYS
They beat us the first few years and that was tough. My brother never beat 'em, so for me to beat 'e...
DEVAN LONG
This kid who was always laid back, he's got a few bubbles in him, he said: 'Bring 'em on today, I'll...
CARL ERSKINE
This kid who was always laid back, he's got a few bubbles in him, he said: 'Bring 'em on today, I'll...
CARL ERSKINE
"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"[Ethan Allen, to his physicia...
ETHAN ALLEN
"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!" [Ethan Allen, to his physici...
ETHAN ALLEN
My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.
LORETTA LYNN
"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"
[Ethan Allen, to his phy...
ETHAN ALLEN
You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS
go into the other guy's den and beat 'em.
PAUL TAGLIABUE
Would be nice even I can get it back, you know. Whoever get 'em please no questions ask, just give m...
DARREN BENITEZ
We had an idea we could beat 'em (Connecticut). We have great guards and a lot of depth. We have so ...
AL SOWERS
I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.
EM BAILEY
... it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughi...
EM BAILEY
You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
DR. SEUSS
You tell 'em, big boy; treat 'em rough.
WILLIAM FAULKNER
Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are as...
FRANK L. BOYDEN
We knew we had to come out strong. We just beat 'em to the ball and hustled really hard. That's how ...
KYLEE MCARTHUR
God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR
Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE
Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus...
STEVE JOBS
Words of Emancipation didn't arrive until the middle of June so they called it Juneteenth. So th...
RALPH ELLISON
I fund ?em, Ralph builds ?em and Jim sells ?em.
BOB BALES
It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time...
HARRY S TRUMAN
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL
I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? ...
DOLLY PARTON
I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've ...
DOLLY PARTON
How ya gonna find out if they're fresh troops if ya don't wake 'em up and ask 'em?
WILLIAM H. MAULDIN
Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE
This team's got 'em in it. It just takes us a while to get 'em out.
DAN JOHNSON
Stories are the wildest things of all, the monster rumbled. Stories chase and bite and ...
PATRICK NESS
At the end of the day, am I happy with the way we played? Absolutely. Bottom line, we beat 'em.
GARY ANDERSEN
If you can feel that staying human is worth while, even when it can't have any result whate...
GEORGE ORWELL
We give 'em baseball, but we give 'em a lot of fun along the way.
BUCK ROGERS
Any time you come to Charlotte, you've got to beat (Johnson). We've got one up on 'em right now.
ELLIOTT SADLER
Then if children make so much trouble, why do people have 'em?
THOMAS HARDY
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL
Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!
TERRY PRATCHETT
They're a good club. Props to them. They kicked our butts twice but we got 'em once. That third (gam...
JOSH UPCHURCH
If you can't Beat them, Join them, and if you can't Beat them or Join them, then Leave them.
JAI SINGH
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave '...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS
Books . . . are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and lea...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS
Books... are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave ...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Let' em learn or let' em die
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
I just started playing Hold 'Em,
DENNIS PERRY
Wal-mart just shut em' down.
JOSH MOORE
Oh, bullshit. This isn't one of those stories, Avice. One moment of cack-handedness, Captain Cook of...
CHINA MIéVILLE
There’s secrets hiding inside this six-string just waitin’ for somebody to find ‘em and turn �...
BRENDA SUTTON ROSE
So Chuck and I looked at that and we hacked on em for a while, and eventually we ripped the stuff ou...
BILL JOY
What'd you get 'em?
ANDY GRIFFITH
You never know people, do you? You can work with 'em for twenty years; you don't know 'em at all.
JULIAN FELLOWES
Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em...
ROBERT PENN WARREN
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
JEPH JACQUES
Hang 'em first, try 'em later.
ROY BEAN
Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.
IVAN TURGENEV
He said now you're gonna have colored baby chicks aren't you?. He made it a point to come get 'em. M...
KAY JOHNSTON
And those who paint 'em truest praise 'em most.
JOSEPH ADDISON
One way or the other, if you want to find reasons why you shouldn't keep on, you'll find 'em. The ob...
BENNY GOODMAN
And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.
FANNIE FLAGG
i was told who knows better do better so more time you sit and watch let them talk you watch and obs...
TREVADO HIBBERT
Great teaching - just plain old knock 'em dead, get it right, make 'em laugh, make 'em w...
ROBERT KRULWICH
Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.
TERRY PRATCHETT
It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know ...
HARRY CARAY
Have you never known a cruel wind? What an easy, balmy, tropical life you must have! I never tease, ...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE
I've been very influenced by folklore, fairy tales, and folk ballads, so I love all the classic work...
TERRI WINDLING
If you can't beat them, join them.
UNKNOWN
If you can't beat them. Join them
JIM HENSON
Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've be...
JOANNE HARRIS
If you leave them open, and they're on, they're really gonna burn you. They end up making 11 threes ...
DEREK WAUGH
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wr...
THOMAS FULLER
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get 'em, get 'em right, or they will get you ...
THOMAS FULLER
If we're a hit, let 'em say anything they want.
KNUTE ROCKNE
If I flop, let 'em pan me.
KNUTE ROCKNE
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
ANONYMOUS.
Yeah, 'cause we don't like 'em!
RAY ROMANO
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em.
NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF
Sometimes people need to lie to themselves most of all.
PATRICK NESS
She gives 'em the shoulder, gives 'em the arm. She plays physical.
MARQUENA DELK
We'll find 'em, ... They're in this drainage somewhere. We might have to hike our a's off, but we'll...
AARON ROBINSON
I love 'em. The air shows are just great.
JOHN POWERS
Same plan," agreed Dimitri. "You go to the house. You look less threatening."
"Hey!"
He sm...
RICHELLE MEAD
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
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He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank...
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Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the ...
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Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in ...
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Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a ...
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Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that."
Percy: "Detention?
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They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a littl...
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Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decid...
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That's because we keep weapons in the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time m...
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Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy ...
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Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after ...
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You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mea...
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Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hu...
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They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but large...
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I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.
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This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN
Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He sla...
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Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
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Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and g...
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Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

He slung his M16 onto his bac...
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There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your ...
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Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "W...
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Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is...
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Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
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Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." RICK RIORDAN
Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Je...
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Hera, do not dare take credit! You have caused at least as many problems as you fixed!
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He wondered if...his dad, Zeus, would write him a note: “Please excuse Jason from eternal damnatio...
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Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of th...
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Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning
bolts t...
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If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
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Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."

Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be...
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The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”

The satyrs fell over...
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My faithful companion, Zoe Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And ...
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Wait just a minute," Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. "These two are dangerous. It'd be mu...
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But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"

Chiron and Grover glanced nervously ...
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Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their paren...
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Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done w...
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I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights."

Now that we were safely down the mountain...
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Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leadi...
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The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesita...
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As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to ...
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It's just Annabeth mom jeez!
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Хей! - извика Гроувър. - Тя май припадна!
- Гррр! - обади...
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