Headache!" Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache!"<br />As if to prove his point, the lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, but did nothing for his headache.<br />"Aspirin?" Apollo suggested. (he was the god of healing)<br />"Nice cup og tea?" Hestia suggested<br />"I could split your skull open," offered Hephaestus, the blacksmith god<br />"Hephaestus!" Hera cried. "Don't talk to your father that way!"<br />"What?" Hephaestus demanded "Clearly he's got a problem in there. I could open up the hood and take a look. Might relieve the pressure. Besides, he's immortal. It won't kill him