That's because we keep <i>weapons</i> in the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?"<br />"Weapons," Frank grumbled. "Right. I've <i>never</i> handled weapons before."<br />Grandmother's nostrils flared. "Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"<br />"Yes, Grandmother."<br />"Good. There may be hope for you yet.